Any New Yorker who writes an article about how good Columbus pizza is really needs to reevaluate their lives. I always knew the NY Post was a joke, and this solidifies that fact. Disgraziad!
https://614now.com/2026/uncategorized/columbus-style-pizza-praised-by-the-new-york-post
Thursday, April 02, 2026 01:54:59 AM from BlueSky
Fuck outta hea with this nonsense. Blasphemy! Disgraziad! https://nypost.com/2026/03/28/lifestyle/surprising-pizza-contender-is-beating-new-york-and-chicago-and-gaining-fans-fast/
Thursday, April 02, 2026 03:21:18 AM from BlueSky
Nothing like shattering a bottle of fuckin sauce the second you bring it home because the top-heavy motherfucker tipped over on your granite counter. I want my $5 back. Not a shitty jar of Prego, but the good stuff. 😞
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 05:43:49 PM from BlueSky
Gasbuddy cranked up their Cloudflare bot protection, the miserable pricks.
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 06:02:44 AM from BlueSky
Jokes on them. I've gotten around it. Little bit of a pain in the ass, but no one stops Chad Scraper
Wednesday, April 01, 2026 09:49:58 PM from BlueSky
This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix.
Monday, March 30, 2026 04:58:26 AM from BlueSky
Docker Des' top
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Windows: Go home. You're drunk
Sunday, March 29, 2026 10:34:49 PM from BlueSky
Columbus drivers stink. I had 4 beers and can drive better than these pricks. 10 under the speed limit, no turn signals, can't maintain their lanes. Get the fuck out of here.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:08:23 PM from BlueSky
Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
Monday, March 30, 2026 02:29:01 AM from BlueSky
Forgot how much I hate drinking. I have to piss so bad and this fucking place only has one one damn toilet working. I'm such an old. You know where I can piss without waiting? My gd house. Ffs
Sunday, March 29, 2026 07:33:44 PM from BlueSky
I'm just kidding about the beers. It's an exaggeration. Never happened.
Don't drink and drive folks. Very bad. Don't ruin anyone's lives or your life.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:09:13 PM from BlueSky
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:09:36 PM from BlueSky
I'm also just kidding about this. It's no joke.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:50:40 PM from BlueSky
How was everyone's No Kings Day? Soon as it was over, I went down to my local Antifa office and George Soros personally handed me my protest check. Got paid $420.69 to hold up some signs for a few hours. It's a total racket! You should try it sometime!
Saturday, March 28, 2026 10:50:13 PM from BlueSky
What a sweet baby. You gave her the best life. So sorry for your loss
Saturday, March 28, 2026 12:12:05 PM from BlueSky
That's why I fucked his wife and got filthy rich
Thursday, March 26, 2026 08:35:57 PM from BlueSky