Another night, another Spectrum outage
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 12:58:26 AM from BlueSky
I swear they're doing this shit on purpose
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 03:07:48 AM from BlueSky
The terminal bell is a menace and a relic from the 1960s when teletypes had physical bells in them because there were no screens. The fact this is still a thing in the year of our lord 2026 is bananas. Every time I ssh into anything, the gd bell rings constantly and needs to shut its whore mouth
Monday, June 01, 2026 11:46:33 PM from BlueSky
I woke up and saw Occidental Petroleum up 5% and my first thought was "What kind of stupid shit did Trump do in Iran now?"
Monday, June 01, 2026 02:49:42 PM from BlueSky
Nothing makes me rage more on a Monday morning when first thing I get in, some prick asks me to get on a call without any context of the issue. Fuckssake Get the fuck outta here
Monday, June 01, 2026 09:47:58 AM from BlueSky
Turns out I could have handled this whole thing with three Slack messages. By no means did this have to be a call
Monday, June 01, 2026 10:05:40 PM from BlueSky
Don't ever get fucking guinea pigs. They're filthy bastards. Cleaning their cage every week is such a waste of my fucking time. I can't believe i had to do this shit in 2015 and then they went out and got two more mfers when the first ones died. I'ma be cleaning this shit for eternity.
Thursday, May 28, 2026 09:27:39 PM from BlueSky
You know what drives me nuts? When you give an acquaintance the quickest hug bye and they have so much gd perfume on you smell like hooker for the rest of the day
Thursday, May 28, 2026 07:57:47 PM from BlueSky
This is straight up bananas. We're living in a real life South Park episode. IDK what is even real anymore. Fuck it. No one should be taking anything seriously. Fr. Everything's gd absurd
Thursday, May 28, 2026 05:43:18 AM from BlueSky
Spectrum will be giving me a decent credit considering this is the 4th time they've taken my service offline overnight for "emergency maintenance"
I'm not paying for this shit not to work when I use it actively at all hours of the night, especially when Frontier Fiber exists
Thursday, May 28, 2026 04:47:28 AM from BlueSky
Although I will say, I left my Verizon iPhone hotspot attached to my Asus router in dual-WAN failover mode, and it failed over without intervention. Didn't even notice Spectrum went down at first
Love when things work as intended
Thursday, May 28, 2026 04:49:32 AM from BlueSky
Their credit for 4 full days of outages was $8 🙄
Thursday, May 28, 2026 09:22:04 PM from BlueSky
Little bit of rain over here and you think every jerkoff has forgotten how to drive
Sunday, May 24, 2026 07:07:22 PM from BlueSky
I got randomly selected twice in the same day in two different airports for "extended screening"
I must seem sketchy. It's not the beard or olive skin or anything. Definitely not that.
Thursday, May 21, 2026 10:04:10 PM from BlueSky
Even though I'm pre-check, they still made me do the full body scanner, which flagged my dick area for extra checking.
Dog, I don't have anything back there except DEEZ
Thursday, May 21, 2026 10:06:40 PM from BlueSky
Btw, I totally stole "dick area" from the Biebs back in 2017. Refer to this since-deleted tweet:
Sunday, May 24, 2026 05:11:53 PM from BlueSky