Wifey brought home leftover Mexican from her trip. Probably shouldn't eat a ton of beans before a kid's birthday party tomorrow at Chuck E Cheese. I'm going to be gassing the place out over there...

Friday, April 17, 2026 09:24:07 PM from BlueSky

I have the worst luck in fantasy baseball with my breakouts. Abel starts the season 0-2 like a jerkoff, so I bench him. Then he throws a gem for 34 while he's on my bench. FFS

Friday, April 17, 2026 10:10:58 AM from BlueSky

Explain to me how in the Welcome to Atlanta (Coast to Coast Remix) Radio edit, they bleep out marijuana but not cocaine

Thursday, April 16, 2026 07:03:22 PM from BlueSky

The school nurse is an asshole and I want her to refund me my $25 copay because she said my kid's ears were both red and swollen. Took her to the doctor to see if she had an ear infection for antibiotics and she's completely fine. "ears look great"

Thursday, April 16, 2026 04:43:18 PM from BlueSky

Bring it! I'm all for yeeting myself out of society. Hikikomori. The Japanese really know what they're doing over here.

https://www.iflscience.com/hikikomori-is-this-dark-japanese-phenomenon-going-global-83148

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 09:22:34 PM from BlueSky

Just one of those days where the CI will always fail no matter how many fixes you push. This is starting to annoy the ever living shit out of me ffs.

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 06:11:43 PM from BlueSky

The amount of trolling and absurdities I commit into the codebases at work is beyond. DevOps Borat:

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 04:58:43 PM from BlueSky

"Whenever I'm too hot, it sounds like I'm speaking British" -E

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 03:56:58 PM from BlueSky

Protip: don't eat 10 chicken nuggets and then power walk to school pickup when it's 78 degrees outside

Wednesday, April 15, 2026 03:24:45 PM from BlueSky

God miserable damn it with this shit. I'm busy, late to leave, and now the security team pages out to rotate mf'in GitHub secrets that got exposed

Tuesday, April 14, 2026 06:37:42 PM from BlueSky

How come all high school white boys have broccoli heads?

Tuesday, April 14, 2026 10:16:22 AM from BlueSky

Never had the president threatening the pope on my 2026 bingo card...

Monday, April 13, 2026 01:03:06 AM from BlueSky

Mike Pinder always took you on a journey outside your mind, through the solar system, among the stars and back again on a wild roller coaster. What a guy.

Sunday, April 12, 2026 10:46:38 PM from BlueSky

Can't I catch a fucking break over here? Lost by 3 points last week, and this week, I scored 3rd highest points in the league but happened to match up against one of the two teams that did better. I was predicted to win and didn't. Now I'm predicted to lose next week and probably will.

Sunday, April 12, 2026 09:39:15 PM from BlueSky