"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"
Fuck is wrong with people?!
Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PM from BlueSky
The Supreme Court stinks
Friday, June 27, 2025 05:40:00 PM from BlueSky
I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing...
But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people.
Friday, June 27, 2025 05:39:27 PM from BlueSky
This is fine
Saturday, June 21, 2025 11:19:18 PM from BlueSky
I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years.
Friday, June 20, 2025 04:42:36 PM from BlueSky
I posted a picture of a mystic, psychedelic tree on insta and only my wifey liked it. Come on people. Do better.
Don't you realize trees are the coolest?
Wednesday, June 11, 2025 10:15:23 PM from BlueSky
UN is reporting that world fertility rates are in severe decline. Why is anyone shocked?
1) No one can afford to have a family
2) We're literally poisoning ourselves with plastic
3) pollution and synthetic pesticides are rampant
Just send a meteor. We need to hit control-alt-delete on the planet
Tuesday, June 10, 2025 10:28:47 PM from BlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes
Tuesday, June 10, 2025 09:53:32 PM from BlueSky
I've been here 20 minutes and Eddie is already telling me he banged three models
Monday, June 09, 2025 05:47:39 PM from BlueSky
Definitely don't eat a whole bunch of mushrooms and then listen to this track, or else you might be in for a little brain treat:
youtu.be/6PfYo-YYVPY?...
Monday, June 09, 2025 06:11:18 AM from BlueSky
People who go 45 mph when the speed limit is 55 are complete pricks
Thursday, June 05, 2025 03:48:05 PM from BlueSky
Yes, full on Dexter style
Friday, May 30, 2025 07:41:02 PM from BlueSky
Who shot that dog. I will find them and send them straight through the wood chipper. Foot first.
Friday, May 30, 2025 06:41:39 PM from BlueSky