Spectrum has blessed me with working Internet after their 5 hour outage in the middle of my workday

Tuesday, June 09, 2026 02:50:29 PM from BlueSky

A bunch of shit just pissed me off. Gas cycled up 40 cents before I went to get it and then I opened my door into the God damn pump and chipped the paint.

Trying a new approach. I can't get bent out of shape about this bullshit.

Monday, June 08, 2026 12:46:38 AM from BlueSky

You know how many times I almost called this MFer Luigi instead of Luca? It's not racist if I'm one of his people, right?

Sunday, June 07, 2026 10:41:47 PM from BlueSky

"I think it's okay to talk about blowjobs when you first meet someone"

Saturday, June 06, 2026 11:24:30 PM from BlueSky

Ah fuckin a! Luigi is making pasta again. 🤌🤌

Saturday, June 06, 2026 10:28:52 PM from BlueSky

1997 was badass

Saturday, June 06, 2026 09:23:47 PM from BlueSky

God damnit. As a cis married man, this Italian gentleman who is my wife's friend's fiance is a beautiful man. Giving me Luigi vibes.

Saturday, June 06, 2026 07:50:30 PM from BlueSky

I lost my gd coozie and it was in my pocket

Saturday, June 06, 2026 07:33:13 PM from BlueSky

Everything this dude Berg is playing is badass music.

Saturday, June 06, 2026 06:43:49 PM from BlueSky

Idk how I feel about ice cream and tequila tho

Saturday, June 06, 2026 12:14:23 AM from BlueSky

Sheetz done fucked up. Ain't no way they intend to give me 30 cents off per gallon until July 15th. Heading there RIGHT NOW to clean them out

Friday, June 05, 2026 02:22:11 AM from BlueSky

Jesus Christ on this cross, this fucking guy is dumb as a box of rocks

Thursday, June 04, 2026 02:08:42 PM from BlueSky

I get random reminders of my tism brain from time to time. For instance, today I went to change the fridge lightbulb and noticed that I had labeled its installation date on the bulb in Sharpie: "10/24/2024 20:56 UTC-4" 🤓

Thursday, June 04, 2026 12:04:06 PM from BlueSky

Sublime reincarnating Bradley in the form of his son was not on my 2026 bingo card, but the dude is putting out tracks like it's 1995

Thursday, June 04, 2026 08:30:33 AM from BlueSky