Columbus drivers stink. I had 4 beers and can drive better than these pricks. 10 under the speed limit, no turn signals, can't maintain their lanes. Get the fuck out of here.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:08:23 PM from BlueSky
Mandatory disclaimer. This is a joke and I didn't actually do this. I nested my reply under the wrong post, sooo just need to set the record straight this is a serious, non-joking matter: https://bsky.app/profile/portfolioso.com/post/3miahzvd5pk27
Monday, March 30, 2026 02:29:01 AM from BlueSky
Forgot how much I hate drinking. I have to piss so bad and this fucking place only has one one damn toilet working. I'm such an old. You know where I can piss without waiting? My gd house. Ffs
Sunday, March 29, 2026 07:33:44 PM from BlueSky
I'm just kidding about the beers. It's an exaggeration. Never happened.
Don't drink and drive folks. Very bad. Don't ruin anyone's lives or your life.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:09:13 PM from BlueSky
Don't drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:09:36 PM from BlueSky
I'm also just kidding about this. It's no joke.
Sunday, March 29, 2026 09:50:40 PM from BlueSky
How was everyone's No Kings Day? Soon as it was over, I went down to my local Antifa office and George Soros personally handed me my protest check. Got paid $420.69 to hold up some signs for a few hours. It's a total racket! You should try it sometime!
Saturday, March 28, 2026 10:50:13 PM from BlueSky
What a sweet baby. You gave her the best life. So sorry for your loss
Saturday, March 28, 2026 12:12:05 PM from BlueSky
I have to sit through hours of this bullshit which can be summed up as "respect people and don't be a gd creep"
Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:51:49 PM from BlueSky
These HR sexual harassment trainings are beyond absurd. I can't believe there are people who actually do the things that happen in these trainings. Like a bru asked someone out, got politely declined and then he kept asking a million times? Read the room. Why chase someone not interested? Christ.
Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:45:27 PM from BlueSky
I have a problem. I need to open my garage, but the drain guys are working outside and are literally right next to it and I have no way to vent the garage out and not have them notice if you know what I'm saying
Wednesday, March 25, 2026 10:55:19 AM from BlueSky
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch!
Wednesday, March 25, 2026 12:24:44 AM from BlueSky
That's why I fucked his wife and got filthy rich
Thursday, March 26, 2026 08:35:57 PM from BlueSky
Imagine being the air traffic controller responsible for clearing a firetruck and a plane at the same time and it killed the pilot and copilot. Person is ruined for life.
jeeeeeesus
Monday, March 23, 2026 10:01:11 AM from BlueSky
Want to piss off a boomer? Don't cash a check they give you for a few weeks. It will throw off their manual checkbook ledger
Sunday, March 22, 2026 11:22:57 PM from BlueSky
If X doesn't have a bot problem, why did these two accounts both follow me within seconds?
Sunday, March 22, 2026 01:31:03 AM from BlueSky
Dog. Afroman winning his civil case against whiny little offended cops is the good news we need in these dark times. Some of the testimony was laugh out loud funny.
And his celebration is just👌https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCzAG4iRV_/
Thursday, March 19, 2026 02:32:53 AM from BlueSky
Idk how I used to be a raging alcoholic in college, because my body completely rejects beer in my elder years. I had one beer, two nights in a row and I'm shitting my brains out (sry tmi not sorry)
Thursday, March 19, 2026 01:14:33 AM from BlueSky
You know what's so annoying? Shitting before a shower, thinking you'll be all fresh and clean, only having to shit again directly after the shower.
Although the recirculation loop pumping out warm bidet water is a GAME CHANGER
Wednesday, March 18, 2026 11:07:00 PM from BlueSky