I love the fact that there's still a half full keg of Sam Adams in our office. We'll be utilizing that at 5PM

Monday, December 12, 2011 11:26:16 AM from Twitter Web Client

I can't get more than 2 minutes to myself here without someone coming up to me bc they need something. Like. I can't get shit done. Go away.

Monday, December 12, 2011 10:26:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

That was fucking brilliant!!! Ho.Ly.Shit.

Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:54:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 yes. No one took them seriously and they were complete jokes. So fun to read. Not even kidding.

In reply to @kerbear88's tweet

Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:17:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense

Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 kids these days... I loved reading my FYE kids essays. They were gems. People are so dumb.

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:09:38 PM from Twitter for Android

This is the geekiest thing ever and I love it. Why didn't we have this when I was in school? http://t.co/znDWvf4

Sunday, December 11, 2011 04:32:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

sweaters are bisexual...

Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:31:08 AM from txt

I'm at Off The Wagon Bar & Grill (109 MacDougal St., at Minetta, New York) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/t8oSLb

Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:23:42 PM from foursquare

Did i miss the memo or something? everyone is dressed as santa

Saturday, December 10, 2011 09:46:29 PM from txt

I'm at 13th Step (149 2nd Ave., btwn E 9th & E 10th St., New York) w/ 20 others http://4sq.com/vGDCKQ

Saturday, December 10, 2011 09:42:14 PM from foursquare

welp, one uncle is too fat to fit into the santa claus suit so my other uncle has to do it.

Saturday, December 10, 2011 03:29:36 PM from txt

I'm at Pelham Country Club (Country Club Lane, Pelham) http://4sq.com/vEv2q6

Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:58:28 AM from foursquare

@kellyomealia Not sure. I'm going to go with a no... haha. My Twitter is out of control

In reply to @kellyomealia's tweet

Saturday, December 10, 2011 10:49:39 AM from Twitter for Android

fuck. my mom knows im hammered. lolz.

Saturday, December 10, 2011 02:52:26 AM from txt