He flies so high he swoops so low he knows exactly which way he's gonna go.

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:36:45 AM from Twitter for Android

"Girls only get cameltoe so they don't know" you guys are outside of your minds

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:23:46 AM from Twitter for Android

I think we should all do Airborne and Goose tomorrow for good health on the flight back http://t.co/KpR4uVh

Sunday, January 01, 2012 04:04:15 AM from Twitter for Android

John: "look how it says sip responsibly. Imagine if it said pound responsibly? That should be the label on like jager"

Sunday, January 01, 2012 03:51:42 AM from Twitter for Android

First you give me a raise, then you blow me, then I'll fuck your wife.

Sunday, January 01, 2012 03:26:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I highly recommend taking part in 60s activities and listening to Legend of a Mind.

Sunday, January 01, 2012 03:03:46 AM from Twitter for Android

"His mother was a melf"

Sunday, January 01, 2012 02:17:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Happy New Year to all my East Coast players. I still have 2 hours

Sunday, January 01, 2012 12:04:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Blackberry should just give it up and stop advertising.

Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:37:08 PM from Twitter for Android

I can't think of a better way to bring in the new year than drinking out of a shot glass that has an ass and titties

Saturday, December 31, 2011 11:30:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Might as well put my money in a fuckin paper shreader

Saturday, December 31, 2011 09:12:16 PM from Twitter for Android

Inconsistent prick. I suck at bowling so badly

Saturday, December 31, 2011 08:28:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Shake Rattle & Bowl w/ @colithika @waspito http://4sq.com/vK30UY

Saturday, December 31, 2011 06:07:28 PM from foursquare

No reintegration without representation!

Saturday, December 31, 2011 01:47:11 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @GadsdenMarc: The Fight Has Just Begun! http://t.co/4aOMPkRA

Friday, December 30, 2011 10:12:03 PM from Twitter for Android