Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Chief Operating Officer told me to stop going on hardcore rants. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That was by far the shittiest fucking commute ever, and if it's like this every day, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Thx for moving, guys.

New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy.

I think my favorite commercial was the Greek yogurt one. I'd use some Pavlov conditioning to tame that psycho bitch. At least she was hot

RT @ElBloombito: Que sucko it Nuevo Englañdo! Viva Los Giañtos!!

Who are the two chicks sitting behind Bob Kraft? They're 18, right? Dibs?

@kerbear88 I don't even care about Madonna and I didn't think it was bad. The twitterverse seems to disagree

I want a puppy and I'm going to name him Baller!

GE needs to pronounce turbine properly in their commercials. They're saying it like turban (the things Arabs wear)

Still can't get over the fact that there's a pic of me wearing an alligator around my neck and slow dancing w/ Dan. It's Photoshopped I say!

I love how there are pics of me slow dancing with the VP of Operations

Why would I ever say derick is hot. Wtf is wrong with me? I retract that

Oh. My. God. My twitter. Jesus christ

my gays need to, teach me how to handle stupid shit

I mean no homo... but I'm so gay for Ryan right now