@nyJULZmd nah fuck that. That's a pussy assed phone. The galaxy nexus is better

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Saturday, February 18, 2012 03:24:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Now he's doing mollys hair. Threesome?

Saturday, February 18, 2012 03:13:30 PM from Twitter for Android

These gays know their shit. I mean. Ryan did Lennon's hair and now shes like so bangable. Not that she wasn't before. Hhh

Saturday, February 18, 2012 03:12:52 PM from Twitter for Android

We don't care that we're out numbered

Saturday, February 18, 2012 03:06:43 PM from Twitter for Android

iPhone- 6. Galaxy Nexus- 2. Me and allison are killing it. Fuck apple.

Saturday, February 18, 2012 03:06:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover

Saturday, February 18, 2012 01:05:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd"

Saturday, February 18, 2012 10:34:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Marketing department is loading up the fridge with cold brews. I like this place

Friday, February 17, 2012 03:56:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mom just asked me what cameltoe was. Hhhhhhhhggg

Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:27:00 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm doing two favors for wagner tomorrow. What's in it for me? #showmeyourtits #thisdoesntviolatethehandbookbecauseididntsignityet

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:44:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 I didn't do it

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:42:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:41:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Kate Upton can teach me finger mechanics any day if the week and twice on Sundays: http://t.co/2pCZDxY

Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:01:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... it wouldn't be terrible if Romney, gingrich and santorum were all assassinated.... *FBI peeps - this is a joke

Thursday, February 16, 2012 09:51:21 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: SI Swimsuit Ish came today. Can almost see that Kate Upton babe's downstairs situaish on the cover. Racy, but you can tell ...

Thursday, February 16, 2012 09:42:55 PM from Twitter for Android