I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/zY4yxR

Wednesday, February 08, 2012 06:34:41 PM from foursquare

This isn't real snow. It's bullshit. Needs to be like a foot to be legitimate

Wednesday, February 08, 2012 04:36:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

THANK CHRIST. IT WORKS! http://t.co/n7Y27qe

Wednesday, February 08, 2012 02:07:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nice to see that that I picked the fucking tuberculosis train car. All you motherfuckers: stop coughing ya sickly fucks.

Wednesday, February 08, 2012 08:09:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Protip: Do NOT accidentally put 48 volts through an iPod touch via the iPod connector if you want it to ever turn on again. Hhhhh oops

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 09:45:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Fucking Christ: http://t.co/KNzSr51 We're fucked.

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 02:03:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Nicky's Vietnamese Sandwiches (99-C Nassau St., at Ann St., New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/x2StpR

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 01:08:59 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the "WSJ Banker" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/w0mTvJ

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:59:29 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the "Super Duper Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/xHJbfI

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:59:29 PM from foursquare

I'm at New York Giants Super Bowl Victory Parade 2012 w/ @daddys_house http://4sq.com/z5MlHZ

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:59:29 PM from foursquare

how dare they call a dev meeting during the parade

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:20:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Meeting needs to end. I need to go to the parade

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 11:46:14 AM from Twitter for Android

My boss is the most legitimate. We work a block away from the parade and he's a Jets fan, and he's requiring us to go!

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 09:37:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 07:32:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I violated like 2/3 of this employee handbook... Welp, didn't sign it yet so its all good for now, you guys

Tuesday, February 07, 2012 02:03:36 AM from Twitter for Android