Just saying, in a perfect world, I'd have no problem banging Giada, then afterwards she should cook me some fine Italian food.
Sunday, February 26, 2012 09:44:22 PM from Twitter Web Client
This is the best couch and blanket combo ever. I feel like I'm melting into it.
Sunday, February 26, 2012 09:17:52 PM from Twitter for Android
@Frankalankster @VtotheFlo Bull You can't tease like that without telling the story. Explain the resolution (this is why I don't make them)
Sunday, February 26, 2012 12:18:04 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Hey Google, Pick Me as CEO of Motorola Mobility http://bit.ly/xI0uFS
Saturday, February 25, 2012 11:58:53 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
It's like 3AM. No one is on the road. Shut the fucking sirens off. Lights would be enough. Asses.
Saturday, February 25, 2012 02:53:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
"Name a NY Knick" "Idk... Linning!"
Friday, February 24, 2012 08:26:14 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Nassau Bar (118 Nassau St., New York) http://4sq.com/zrAzo2
Princess kitty booboo fuck
Friday, February 24, 2012 11:42:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
I should be a surgeon. I'm good as hell
Thursday, February 23, 2012 09:53:28 PM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: Dumbass Experts Over at LifeHacker Think They Know How to Send Back Food http://bit.ly/wLpMWL
Thursday, February 23, 2012 09:36:26 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
RT @DadBoner: Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.
Thursday, February 23, 2012 08:35:42 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 fuck joba. That dude sucks. Wasted his career. Prime candidate for the New York Mets
Thursday, February 23, 2012 08:35:14 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Hamachi (34 E 20th St, New York) http://4sq.com/xkchLV
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/xcFrTj
I'm at Phil's Steaks (New York) http://4sq.com/ykpCzj