Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller.
Sunday, February 12, 2012 02:27:19 AM from Twitter for Android
Yo this waitress remembered like 8 peoples orders without writing any of it down. Fuckin boss. Mad tips.
Sunday, February 12, 2012 02:04:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor
Sunday, February 12, 2012 01:24:48 AM from Twitter for Android
@VtotheFlo stop correcting my typos no one cares jokeface
Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:53:02 AM from Twitter for Android
2-0 8in beer pong playas. Come beat me
Sunday, February 12, 2012 12:52:02 AM from Twitter for Android
I can't believe the Kicks won that game. I also cant believe I'm drinking this bullshit beer
Saturday, February 11, 2012 10:33:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Whitney Houston is with higher beings
Saturday, February 11, 2012 09:19:22 PM from Twitter for Android
This is top shelf swill
Saturday, February 11, 2012 09:07:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Lin is pissed, son
Saturday, February 11, 2012 09:06:23 PM from Twitter for Android
It smells like someone farted in the bottle.
Saturday, February 11, 2012 08:52:21 PM from Twitter for Android
John: it tastes like something that's going to make me shit myself
Saturday, February 11, 2012 08:49:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Bud Light is actually really shitty you guys.
Saturday, February 11, 2012 08:48:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Not impressed by Bud Light Platinum... best part if it was the blue bottles and marketing campaign.
Saturday, February 11, 2012 08:42:18 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Fairview Golf Center (300 Waterside Dr, Elmsford) http://4sq.com/wRYNja
Holy shit. We got so much snow I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. NYC crippled for weeks! This shit's not going to melt until June.
Saturday, February 11, 2012 02:09:23 PM from Twitter Web Client