RT @yelling_bird: TRIED TO FUCK RICK SANTORUM BUT HE HAS NEITHER GENITALS NOR ANUS, IT'S LIKE A GODDAMNED KEN DOLL DOWN THERE

Sunday, January 29, 2012 02:25:46 AM from Twitter for Android

Lolol... 60 yr olds mackin it on gct

Sunday, January 29, 2012 01:12:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Dibs on like... everyone

Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:52:05 AM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew suck it

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Sunday, January 29, 2012 12:41:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Big screen TVs, blunts and bitches.

Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:43:04 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew OK. I'll trade you stromboli for some other stuff and or money :-)

Saturday, January 28, 2012 11:15:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@Onethirdof3x5 @tomwcleary we're still waiting for @keithjconnors (I think he deleted his twitter) to show up and not be a Nancy.

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Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:37:49 PM from Twitter for Android

My dad just texted me: "Your menu for tomorrow: 2lbs. of penne vodka,roast pork, potatoes and stromboli" I love Italian grandparents!

Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:33:35 PM from Twitter for Android

@Onethirdof3x5 homeskillet, me and @tomwcleary are pissed you cannot be in NYC right now... school first though...

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Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:14:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Crocodile Lounge (325 E 14th St., btwn 1st & 2nd Ave., New York) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/AmruoO

Saturday, January 28, 2012 10:06:56 PM from foursquare

I'm at Bull's Head Tavern (295 3rd Ave., btwn E 22nd & 23rd St., New York) http://4sq.com/zr3qbM

Saturday, January 28, 2012 08:51:55 PM from foursquare

I'm at Hairy Monk (337 3rd Ave, at 25th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/wAS0gb

Saturday, January 28, 2012 07:30:04 PM from foursquare

I'd have a threesome with our California support team. Just sayin.

Saturday, January 28, 2012 03:49:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Drank during work yesterday: everything was fine. Didn't drink during work today: walked into a wall. FAIL

Friday, January 27, 2012 06:38:44 PM from Twitter for Android

It's scary when the COO sends an email to the tech team with a subject of: "anything you guys want to tell me?" and blank body... JEEZ

Friday, January 27, 2012 04:19:01 PM from Twitter Web Client