I just unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/xQwx9L

Friday, March 02, 2012 12:44:06 PM from foursquare

Twitter people: No I don't have a sister.

Friday, March 02, 2012 10:59:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think I'm still drunk

Friday, March 02, 2012 08:04:50 AM from Twitter for Android

I need to txt/talk to my sister but she's a Nancy and won't answer/is sleeping/u feel bad bothering her. Tomorrow I guess. Woof. :'(

Friday, March 02, 2012 02:12:22 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: Headin' to Cold One City, USA. Nothin' wrong with a Thirstday celebraish, you guys.

Friday, March 02, 2012 02:03:09 AM from Twitter for Android

When you show up at a bar and 8 ppl scream your name and one of their friends doesn't know you.... instant awesome / popular status

Friday, March 02, 2012 02:01:48 AM from Twitter for Android

100% bum. 100% unreliable...... FML

Friday, March 02, 2012 01:50:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Hamachi w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/xlJEth

Thursday, March 01, 2012 08:13:13 PM from foursquare

Wait a sec... fucking Obama is in the city? Fuck off. I want to go to the bar and the cops have the shit barricaded off

Thursday, March 01, 2012 08:03:48 PM from Twitter for Android

I should couldered him!

Thursday, March 01, 2012 07:42:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) http://4sq.com/AiIhST

Thursday, March 01, 2012 07:07:37 PM from foursquare

New blog post: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Microsoft is Delusional) http://t.co/aMr9Pow

Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:56:53 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Metro North needs to get rid of all these bullshit Bronx stops like Williams Bridge and Tremont. Only Fordham is valid. F local trains

Wednesday, February 29, 2012 08:56:27 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the “Leap Day” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/yDHHd0

Wednesday, February 29, 2012 06:03:07 PM from foursquare

Spending my leap day at a Google tech talk! Building apps at Google scale (@ Google New York w/ 21 others) http://4sq.com/vZxk5S

Wednesday, February 29, 2012 06:03:07 PM from foursquare