Gigantic steel beams just falling off cranes and crashing to the ground from 40 stories outside my building. No big deal.
Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:50:58 AM from Twitter Web Client
I mean.. If you want to borrow me after work to visit a client, a threesome will be required as proper compensation.
Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:33:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Vintage footage. This is gem central station
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 07:10:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Wish I got that shit on video. I can't stop smiling
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 06:55:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Bahahaha. This bros got a massage therapy licence in Puerto Rico, has great hands and has been giving massages since 12. Quote of the month!
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 06:55:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Nassau Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/A87KZ5
...and that's how the web to customer feature works. now lets bang.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 05:23:43 PM from Twitter Web Client
@mich_amore What's this I hear about a hot date? (CC: @Waspito @SonicBlur23)
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 02:29:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada
Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AM from Twitter Web Client
Would be nice if the fucking 5 train didn't go fucking 3 mph and stop 8 times between stations making me miss my train.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 06:46:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Google: Start jumping rope with bitches and they'll fall for you instantly
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:19:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PM from Twitter Web Client
Another test, mang
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:06:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
testing, sons
Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:56:05 AM from Twitter Web Client