Alexey! Can you let me write the fucking batch file? Jeeeez. I can do it quicker.

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 09:31:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking A, Verizon. Release the galaxy nexus update. I never have internet you shits

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 08:11:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 01:46:54 AM from Twitter for Android

This is a bunch of bullshit... Come on, Stags! #maachoops

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm convinced that @yelling_bird is Jimmy Patsos

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:34:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Made it through the day without coffee

Monday, March 05, 2012 05:56:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

"It's not that it slipped. It just slipped a week"

Monday, March 05, 2012 11:25:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj is absolutely KILLING it today

Monday, March 05, 2012 11:24:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure this train car has a flat tire. It's like I'm sitting on top of a jackhammer.

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:15:24 AM from Twitter for Android

The mover: "Like the saying goes, 'shit and corruption.' Well, I went upstairs... No shit, but corruption!"

Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:30:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck, I need to lay off the twitter API. I'm almost rate limited.

Sunday, March 04, 2012 05:33:45 PM from Twitter for Android

Woooooo! Go Stags! Sucks I couldn't make it to massachusetts this year!

Sunday, March 04, 2012 04:16:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Iona's cheerleaders are hideous.

Sunday, March 04, 2012 03:22:54 PM from Twitter for Android

It worked!

Sunday, March 04, 2012 12:49:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Sometimes, you just need a fresh day. Think I found the buggy bug.

Sunday, March 04, 2012 12:32:57 PM from Twitter Web Client