My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass
Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous
Alexey, my fav Russian, just corrected the Marketing VP's grammar. He was like.. I don't speak perfect English, but this guy makes no sense
@tomwcleary @MirrorFairfield BAHAHAHAH. What are they judging on? Past awesomeness?
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Life of devops in 6 word: "I thought it was staging database"
This no meat thing during Lent is a bunch of bullshit. SO it's not ok to eat a burger, but it IS ok for me to get shitfaced later... #bogus
RT @yelling_bird: THESE DICKS WON'T SUCK THEMSELV- OH GOD THEY'RE SUCKING THEMSELVES
Bunch of smokes on this earlier train
Ya know... sometimesssssssssss......
Look at this minx
Thursday, March 08, 2012 08:30:39 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Park Avenue Tavern (99 Park Ave, New York) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/wEUW9Q
OMG the iPad HD.. I'm gonna cum
Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:43:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
See.. They searched my bag... But they missed the gat in my belt... Dumbasses.
Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:42:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
They searched me again in Grand Central today. No liberty anymore in this shithole country...
Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:41:57 AM from Twitter Web Client
is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PM from Twitter for Android