Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Jesus Fucking Christ: http://t.co/KNzSr51 We're fucked.

I'm at Nicky's Vietnamese Sandwiches (99-C Nassau St., at Ann St., New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/x2StpR

I just unlocked the "WSJ Banker" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/w0mTvJ

I just unlocked the "Super Duper Swarm" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/xHJbfI

I'm at New York Giants Super Bowl Victory Parade 2012 w/ @daddys_house http://4sq.com/z5MlHZ

how dare they call a dev meeting during the parade

Meeting needs to end. I need to go to the parade

My boss is the most legitimate. We work a block away from the parade and he's a Jets fan, and he's requiring us to go!

I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible

Pretty sure I violated like 2/3 of this employee handbook... Welp, didn't sign it yet so its all good for now, you guys

Chief Operating Officer told me to stop going on hardcore rants. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That was by far the shittiest fucking commute ever, and if it's like this every day, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Thx for moving, guys.

New morning train is the 8:02 and my boy Georgie is the conductor. Hahah. Can't escape the guy.

I think my favorite commercial was the Greek yogurt one. I'd use some Pavlov conditioning to tame that psycho bitch. At least she was hot

RT @ElBloombito: Que sucko it Nuevo Englañdo! Viva Los Giañtos!!