I'm at Cabana w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/xb5AgF

Monday, March 12, 2012 12:45:34 PM from foursquare

What a dumbass: http://t.co/79FkXXr

Monday, March 12, 2012 02:14:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why do I have $32 in singles? I wasn't stripping, was I?

Sunday, March 11, 2012 03:54:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love finding money EVERYWHERE when I get home from the bar. It's like: Fuck I spent a lot, then I find money all over the place and its ok

Sunday, March 11, 2012 03:52:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

I need to hire a personal physician... when I'm out drankin and come home, I get a saline IV... wake up hydrated and not hungover...

Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:33:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Pork slap? That's a real beer? For real?

Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Music Hall of Williamsburg (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 19 others http://4sq.com/yWxNdH

Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:44:14 PM from foursquare

I'm at Surf Bar (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/x61af5

Saturday, March 10, 2012 10:10:56 PM from foursquare

Wait a minute...there's no such thing as bisexual sexually frustrated twins...m

Saturday, March 10, 2012 09:14:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Omg... this puppy lurves meeeeee

Saturday, March 10, 2012 07:34:45 PM from Twitter for Android

THERE'S A PUPPY HERE. I WANT HER.

Saturday, March 10, 2012 07:13:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't think you understand...

Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:44:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Actually fuck that... I can get her myself. Or... I'm so awesome she'll just come to me.

Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Bring me this redhead!

Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job.

Saturday, March 10, 2012 03:32:04 PM from Twitter for Android