I'm at Brooklyn Brewery (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 31 others http://4sq.com/x6K56g

Saturday, March 10, 2012 03:13:42 PM from foursquare

Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train

Saturday, March 10, 2012 01:29:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bunch of studs: http://t.co/MXBSBhs It's not in flash either.

Friday, March 09, 2012 11:06:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson http://t.co/vY99gZa

Friday, March 09, 2012 10:55:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... And I'm not even drinking anymore.....

Friday, March 09, 2012 10:43:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS"

Friday, March 09, 2012 08:17:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Change of plans... Elise's ass

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:42:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Haha auto correct.... Duane Reade.. and 'Nums... not nuns

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android

So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:31:15 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @PissedPikachu It's Friday night which only means one thing: gettin smashed with my bros Charizard and Blastoise

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:02:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

Broke the seal before leaving work. HHHHHHH

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:01:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

I work with a bunch of alcoholics, you guys.

Friday, March 09, 2012 05:56:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Protip: Exit library. Enter bar. Drink. Enjoyyy. IDK any post grad who goes to a college library. Jesus

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Friday, March 09, 2012 04:29:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Also, check in here: https://t.co/MhK1CbW

Friday, March 09, 2012 04:25:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss just taught me the BEST drinking game ever.

Friday, March 09, 2012 04:25:52 PM from Twitter Web Client