SO TRUE: @DEVOPS_BORAT: Almost finish new command line utility 'gtfo' for roll out cloud instance quick.
Thursday, March 15, 2012 06:58:38 PM from Twitter for Android
My boss is hysterical: "I hope that compressed air stuff isn't bad for you because I always spray my kids with it"
Thursday, March 15, 2012 03:17:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
I still can't believe HBO cancelled Luck... Bunch of fuckup trainers on the set must have been why those horses were injured
Thursday, March 15, 2012 10:34:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit
Thursday, March 15, 2012 09:47:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
Not pleased right now...
Thursday, March 15, 2012 09:44:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @ElBloombito: Cuidado! Los Ides de Marcho!
Thursday, March 15, 2012 01:00:02 AM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia @scoopANDslam you both play too? I think I disconnected it from my fb so its hard to find me. Same username as here for me
Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:51:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Thank you FiOS for going down right in the middle if me needing the internet for everything
Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:29:35 PM from Twitter for Android
The need to start pumping colder AC on these subways... It's March already and roasting
Wednesday, March 14, 2012 09:09:14 AM from Twitter Web Client
Forgot how much I missed green tea and how I used to pound that all night long working on papers in school
Bring me Trump's assistant Amanda.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012 01:02:06 AM from Twitter for Android
The Donald ripping on ARod. Hahah
Tuesday, March 13, 2012 12:32:43 AM from Twitter for Android
It would be nice if Verizon released the 4.0.4 bugfix for the Galaxy Nexus on the grounds that I NEVER FUCKING HAVE INTERNET ON MY PHONE
2 bugs, 1 testcase.... DISGUSTING MAN... NASTY