Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

RT @DadBoner: Wearin' my red silk shirt tomorrow. So plush. Mad swag. It's got a couple stains, but you can hardly see 'em. Can't get ri ...

Wait. Someone explain to me the difference between record of the year and album of the year. @dannyrob88

I want to get hammered and grind a over these LA biddies to Foo Fighters and Deadmaus. SHIT

@tomwcleary @Onethirdof3x5 need something corrected on @mirrorfairfield's shitty ass website? That can be arranged.

Sorry Dave, after Katy Perry showed up, I think I'm into her instead. But we're still bros, right?

And to think, the weak assed FUSA politicians and feeble budget couldn't get T Swift to Fairfield. Woof.

OMG I have a man crush on Dave Grohl

Girl in Chevy commercial: remove that towel and serenade me.

What's the over/under Jason Aldean stuffed Kelly Clarkson backstage?

Bruce is so Jersey right now

Can't believe new Rochelle got some new cop cars. Used to be pussy assed light blue. Now they're pretty baller.

Yo this waitress remembered like 8 peoples orders without writing any of it down. Fuckin boss. Mad tips.

Sticks and stones break bones but the gat will kill ya quicker... 'specially when I'm drunk off the liquor

@VtotheFlo stop correcting my typos no one cares jokeface

2-0 8in beer pong playas. Come beat me