I think I lost all credibility from those last two tweets... I should be out smacking babes asses up in Springfield with the guys

Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:04:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mom is currently listening to Moves like Jagger and she thinks the lyrics are "I've got to move myself"

Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:03:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

SO proud of me. Just compiled PECL oauth into php5 on Ubuntu, then got a successful JSON REST response from Twitter! teh geekiness!

Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:00:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew mess

Saturday, March 03, 2012 07:44:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Then they wonder why I hit the bottle...

Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:42:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Can't do a fuckin thing anymore... there is no freedom.

Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:39:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Just caught ya looking, sweetie

Saturday, March 03, 2012 12:13:53 AM from Twitter for Android

These old men really know how to play guitar

Friday, March 02, 2012 08:34:53 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the Level 2 "Pizzaiolo" badge on @foursquare! In it to win it! http://4sq.com/AlPccD

Friday, March 02, 2012 07:23:43 PM from foursquare

Disney Cruise ship just passed by! NYC!

Friday, March 02, 2012 05:12:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just unlocked the "9 to 5" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/xQwx9L

Friday, March 02, 2012 12:44:06 PM from foursquare

Twitter people: No I don't have a sister.

Friday, March 02, 2012 10:59:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

I think I'm still drunk

Friday, March 02, 2012 08:04:50 AM from Twitter for Android

I need to txt/talk to my sister but she's a Nancy and won't answer/is sleeping/u feel bad bothering her. Tomorrow I guess. Woof. :'(

Friday, March 02, 2012 02:12:22 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: Headin' to Cold One City, USA. Nothin' wrong with a Thirstday celebraish, you guys.

Friday, March 02, 2012 02:03:09 AM from Twitter for Android