I'm obsessed with Molly.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 08:38:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Let's do G1 Dot porn!

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 08:05:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't go to beer with a bed

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 07:01:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/zvZ3gc

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 06:41:31 PM from foursquare

PROTIP: Make sure your automated backups DO NOT backup the backup files. #imsuchadumbass #awfulsysadmin

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:46:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

I just can't get over how fucking awesome I am

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 02:01:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

WHAT THE FUCK? Google rebranded the android market and renamed it Google Play? And Goog Music was combined with it? Cray Cray

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 09:32:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wagner's amazing rack...

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 05:27:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sooooo you mean to tell me that Goldsmith isn't allowed to drink this? http://t.co/iY4FQam

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 02:09:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Kortako (80 Nassau St, btwn John & Fulton, New York) http://4sq.com/zvjXBs

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 01:39:08 PM from foursquare

Alexey! Can you let me write the fucking batch file? Jeeeez. I can do it quicker.

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 09:31:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking A, Verizon. Release the galaxy nexus update. I never have internet you shits

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 08:11:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 01:46:54 AM from Twitter for Android

This is a bunch of bullshit... Come on, Stags! #maachoops

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm convinced that @yelling_bird is Jimmy Patsos

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:34:56 PM from Twitter for Android