Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@ky9 I didn't do it

Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT

Kate Upton can teach me finger mechanics any day if the week and twice on Sundays: http://t.co/2pCZDxY

I mean... it wouldn't be terrible if Romney, gingrich and santorum were all assassinated.... *FBI peeps - this is a joke

RT @DadBoner: SI Swimsuit Ish came today. Can almost see that Kate Upton babe's downstairs situaish on the cover. Racy, but you can tell ...

*Bud lite... sheeeeeit its not a blunt, you guys.

I think I'm gonna go for some more bud lights, you guys. Its the @DadBoner of beers.

I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/wHqDFV

I'm at The Watering Hole (106 E 19th St, btw Park Ave & Irving Pl, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/wOxLDo

I'm at Alfanoose (8 Maiden Ln, Broadway, New York) http://4sq.com/wGlJX8

Gigantic steel beams just falling off cranes and crashing to the ground from 40 stories outside my building. No big deal.

I mean.. If you want to borrow me after work to visit a client, a threesome will be required as proper compensation.

Vintage footage. This is gem central station

Wish I got that shit on video. I can't stop smiling

Bahahaha. This bros got a massage therapy licence in Puerto Rico, has great hands and has been giving massages since 12. Quote of the month!