New blog post: You're an Idiot If You Drive a Car Into An Ocean http://t.co/2pOI8ra
Monday, March 19, 2012 08:28:49 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are always have quiet celebration when server is come back up after reboot.
RT @ElBloombito: Mucho warmo en el outsideo. Go ridero un bicycleo (pero only on el patho del bikero y el streeto. No el sidewalk!)
I'm at National September 11 Memorial at World Trade Center (New York, NY) w/ 10 others http://4sq.com/zNFBN7
My boss: "Some things are just better not explained. There's no good way to put certain things" BAHAHAH. BALLER
New blog post: Announcing Emilio's Big Guys' 2012 Roster http://t.co/vlWYGNN
Monday, March 19, 2012 12:16:28 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
City is absolutely mobbed
Saturday, March 17, 2012 11:27:35 AM from Twitter for Android
My boss is still at the bar with us... lolz
Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:15:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Piece of hair in your mouth.... omg. Take me home
Saturday, March 17, 2012 12:14:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh and I'd bang either girl on the swung right now... pref a threesome. hhhhhh
Idk who bit my nip but all's I know is that I need to take a body shot off of elise
Bahahahah pussy assed bouncer kept thinking I'd fall off the swing on the bar..... guy doesn't know my upper body swag
god damn it @MalJNew stop getting lipstick on my boss... guy is a classy gentlemen. Fuckin homewrecker... doesn't even cheat. Bunch of bs
Sooooo. When I'm Sam's age.... I Better be as much of a baller as he is... wife and all... total baller. Struttin that ass.