I'm obsessed with Molly.
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 08:38:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's do G1 Dot porn!
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 08:05:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Don't go to beer with a bed
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 07:01:38 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/zvZ3gc
PROTIP: Make sure your automated backups DO NOT backup the backup files. #imsuchadumbass #awfulsysadmin
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:46:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
I just can't get over how fucking awesome I am
Wednesday, March 07, 2012 02:01:39 AM from Twitter Web Client
WHAT THE FUCK? Google rebranded the android market and renamed it Google Play? And Goog Music was combined with it? Cray Cray
Wagner's amazing rack...
Sooooo you mean to tell me that Goldsmith isn't allowed to drink this? http://t.co/iY4FQam
Tuesday, March 06, 2012 02:09:16 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Kortako (80 Nassau St, btwn John & Fulton, New York) http://4sq.com/zvjXBs
Alexey! Can you let me write the fucking batch file? Jeeeez. I can do it quicker.
Tuesday, March 06, 2012 09:31:14 AM from Twitter for Android
Fucking A, Verizon. Release the galaxy nexus update. I never have internet you shits
Tuesday, March 06, 2012 08:11:28 AM from Twitter for Android
Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL
Tuesday, March 06, 2012 01:46:54 AM from Twitter for Android
This is a bunch of bullshit... Come on, Stags! #maachoops
I'm convinced that @yelling_bird is Jimmy Patsos