Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@nyJULZmd PS. Love youuuuu

@nyJULZmd I mean... you can suck it with tour comments. If not someone else will.

I think I can't party with coworkers anymore or else I'll def get fired. Shit.

Shit. The gays made mollys hair like... I'm into her so hard. PS this violates the employee handbook so its off the record.

I'm so wet right now.... in a drink spilled on kind of way. Not in a... How I get the ladies way

@nyJULZmd nah fuck that. That's a pussy assed phone. The galaxy nexus is better

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Now he's doing mollys hair. Threesome?

These gays know their shit. I mean. Ryan did Lennon's hair and now shes like so bangable. Not that she wasn't before. Hhh

We don't care that we're out numbered

iPhone- 6. Galaxy Nexus- 2. Me and allison are killing it. Fuck apple.

I'm jealous of Allison's limited edition Galaxy Nexus battery cover bc she works at Google. I have the bitch ass Verizon cover

Yous want an apple pie? "@Colithika: Delicious apple pies - Vodka, apple juice, cinnamon Amazing http://t.co/aghpCFd"

Marketing department is loading up the fridge with cold brews. I like this place

My mom just asked me what cameltoe was. Hhhhhhhhggg