These two VPs they just hired are fucking outside of their minds and cray to the max

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:19:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 09:34:30 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/GGgtQG

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 06:28:03 PM from foursquare

Hi! I'm awesome. What's your name?

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 03:22:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

You don't need no estick

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:53:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary's twitter: pretty much sums up how much of a shithole Bridgeport is.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 12:33:32 AM from Twitter for Android

They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit?

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:19:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

The entire marketing department is driving me batshit cray

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 01:17:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

@michellemm22 If anyone asks me for account passwords, I would never work there. That's insanity.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012 11:39:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

I introduce you to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://t.co/1v8a7qz

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 02:43:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

I hope the IT guy won't be mad tomorrow that I am dumping 25 gigs of disk images to the company share drive over VPN. F it. We've got 6TB

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:58:49 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Megaupload Is Really Going to Help the Government Get Their Files Back? Fuuuuuuuck Thatttttt! http://t.co/5XQlNoa

Monday, March 19, 2012 11:47:00 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@mich_amore Yes! It's someone in a shower with a bottle in their hair. what else would it be

In reply to @mich_amore's tweet

Monday, March 19, 2012 08:45:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

@mich_amore @Waspito Shut up. I can't draw for shit. marc's been looking at my stick figures since freshman yr study hall so he knows

In reply to @mich_amore's tweet

Monday, March 19, 2012 08:43:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

Holy shit I'm fat. I need to like get my shit together.

Monday, March 19, 2012 08:41:57 PM from Twitter Web Client