Pork slap? That's a real beer? For real?
Saturday, March 10, 2012 11:59:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Music Hall of Williamsburg (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 19 others http://4sq.com/yWxNdH
I'm at Surf Bar (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/x61af5
Wait a minute...there's no such thing as bisexual sexually frustrated twins...m
Saturday, March 10, 2012 09:14:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Omg... this puppy lurves meeeeee
Saturday, March 10, 2012 07:34:45 PM from Twitter for Android
THERE'S A PUPPY HERE. I WANT HER.
Saturday, March 10, 2012 07:13:34 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't think you understand...
Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:44:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Actually fuck that... I can get her myself. Or... I'm so awesome she'll just come to me.
Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Bring me this redhead!
Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job.
Saturday, March 10, 2012 03:32:04 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Brooklyn Brewery (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 31 others http://4sq.com/x6K56g
Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train
Saturday, March 10, 2012 01:29:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Bunch of studs: http://t.co/MXBSBhs It's not in flash either.
New blog post: Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson http://t.co/vY99gZa
Friday, March 09, 2012 10:55:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... And I'm not even drinking anymore.....