Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS"
Change of plans... Elise's ass
Haha auto correct.... Duane Reade.. and 'Nums... not nuns
So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys
RT @PissedPikachu It's Friday night which only means one thing: gettin smashed with my bros Charizard and Blastoise
Broke the seal before leaving work. HHHHHHH
I work with a bunch of alcoholics, you guys.
@Novellabella Protip: Exit library. Enter bar. Drink. Enjoyyy. IDK any post grad who goes to a college library. Jesus
Also, check in here: https://t.co/MhK1CbW
My boss just taught me the BEST drinking game ever.
My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass
Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous
Alexey, my fav Russian, just corrected the Marketing VP's grammar. He was like.. I don't speak perfect English, but this guy makes no sense
@tomwcleary @MirrorFairfield BAHAHAHAH. What are they judging on? Past awesomeness?
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Life of devops in 6 word: "I thought it was staging database"