RT @ElBloombito: Cuidado! Los Ides de Marcho!

Thursday, March 15, 2012 01:00:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@kellyomealia @scoopANDslam you both play too? I think I disconnected it from my fb so its hard to find me. Same username as here for me

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Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:51:22 AM from Twitter for Android

Thank you FiOS for going down right in the middle if me needing the internet for everything

Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:29:35 PM from Twitter for Android

@BriBTC http://t.co/pb3q7LA

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012 07:42:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

The need to start pumping colder AC on these subways... It's March already and roasting

Wednesday, March 14, 2012 09:09:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

Forgot how much I missed green tea and how I used to pound that all night long working on papers in school

Tuesday, March 13, 2012 10:15:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bring me Trump's assistant Amanda.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012 01:02:06 AM from Twitter for Android

The Donald ripping on ARod. Hahah

Tuesday, March 13, 2012 12:32:43 AM from Twitter for Android

It would be nice if Verizon released the 4.0.4 bugfix for the Galaxy Nexus on the grounds that I NEVER FUCKING HAVE INTERNET ON MY PHONE

Monday, March 12, 2012 09:31:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

2 bugs, 1 testcase.... DISGUSTING MAN... NASTY

Monday, March 12, 2012 03:53:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Cabana w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/xb5AgF

Monday, March 12, 2012 12:45:34 PM from foursquare

What a dumbass: http://t.co/79FkXXr

Monday, March 12, 2012 02:14:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why do I have $32 in singles? I wasn't stripping, was I?

Sunday, March 11, 2012 03:54:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love finding money EVERYWHERE when I get home from the bar. It's like: Fuck I spent a lot, then I find money all over the place and its ok

Sunday, March 11, 2012 03:52:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

I need to hire a personal physician... when I'm out drankin and come home, I get a saline IV... wake up hydrated and not hungover...

Sunday, March 11, 2012 10:33:03 AM from Twitter for Android