Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

@Colithika You should use it jokerface

Cute puppy though

Bunch of bullshit! A fucking french black and white silent film is still relevant in 2012? Never even heard of it.

Angelina Jolie is an anorexic skeleton face. I'm pretty sure my dick is wider than her left arm

Netbook screen resolution is absolutely disgusting. 1024x600. Can't fit a fuckin thing on this screen

Just saying, in a perfect world, I'd have no problem banging Giada, then afterwards she should cook me some fine Italian food.

This is the best couch and blanket combo ever. I feel like I'm melting into it.

@Frankalankster @VtotheFlo Bull You can't tease like that without telling the story. Explain the resolution (this is why I don't make them)

New blog post: Hey Google, Pick Me as CEO of Motorola Mobility http://bit.ly/xI0uFS

It's like 3AM. No one is on the road. Shut the fucking sirens off. Lights would be enough. Asses.

"Name a NY Knick" "Idk... Linning!"

I'm at Nassau Bar (118 Nassau St., New York) http://4sq.com/zrAzo2

Princess kitty booboo fuck

I should be a surgeon. I'm good as hell

New blog post: Dumbass Experts Over at LifeHacker Think They Know How to Send Back Food http://bit.ly/wLpMWL