Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit.
Dude on the train has a shiny new ultrabook and his IT morons downgraded it to Win XP. What a waste.
Draw Something: y u cause kernel panics and force reboot my phone?
Holy shit! A Panera opened in Manhattan? It's about time!
@Novellabella There are no notifications in that app
My twitter is just straight up offensive / makes people uncomfortable. Sorry about that!
No wonder haymitch hits the bottle. If I were in his sitch, I'd be an alcoholic mess myself too, not that I aren't already
If u were him I'd be out my mind nonstop
No wonder haymitch is a mother fuckin alcoholic
Peppermint schnapps? Tastes like Christmas?!
Saturday, March 24, 2012 11:39:43 PM from Twitter for Android
Keith to me about lessard: "Ask him who won the Superbowl, then take tour dick out."
Saturday, March 24, 2012 10:53:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Bar East (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/GM2EBV
I just unlocked the "Far Far Away" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/GNjyiI
I'm at Blondies (New York, NY) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/GNjwr2
The other gay thinks my flawless logic is fine. Shit... who's right?
Saturday, March 24, 2012 05:28:45 PM from Twitter for Android