Anyone wanna go biking with me tomorrow. And by anyone, I mean only her: http://t.co/6lFFh3e

Sunday, April 01, 2012 01:45:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

My twitter... jeez

Saturday, March 31, 2012 01:47:44 PM from Twitter for Android

But I'm into others though..m hahahah

Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:36 PM from Twitter for Android

I would have slapped Elise's ass so hard but she's on to me... gotta keep a low profile. Even though she likes it.

Friday, March 30, 2012 10:30:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Marry fuck kill with Lennon and Niraj is fuckin classic

Friday, March 30, 2012 09:18:14 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean. She's a cool dude. But shed fall apart like a book of matches

Friday, March 30, 2012 09:15:40 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Nassau Bar (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/HANQ62

Friday, March 30, 2012 08:40:07 PM from foursquare

Aaaaaaaand broke the seal before leaving the office. Again. But we kicked the keg. This is bullshit if they don't order a new one next wk.

Friday, March 30, 2012 06:59:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj (not to me): "You've had worse things in your mouth"

Friday, March 30, 2012 06:04:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella YEAH BUDDY GET IT.

Friday, March 30, 2012 06:01:20 PM from Twitter Web Client

Happy birthday, birthday people... I have to go write a script.

Friday, March 30, 2012 05:04:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

get it? Dos batch

Friday, March 30, 2012 11:32:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

DAS BATCH!

Friday, March 30, 2012 11:30:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Heading to Disrupt this year!

Friday, March 30, 2012 11:15:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

Those right there are what they call dick wrecking boots

Friday, March 30, 2012 09:08:19 AM from Twitter for Android