Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm in ur MVCs compiling 1.0 code on MVC 3.0. Y it no work? Derp

@__JLu Old man Abusers

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

They put an input button inside an anchor tag! You've gotta be shitting me... Someone redo our website please.

@ShavingFoams @Novellabella No way! She was obviously talking about Sauter mean diameter

Wagner just told me the snacks on my desk look like dog treats. She might need to get a spanking for that one...

RT @Yankees: OFFICIAL: @Yankees re-sign LHP Andy Pettitte to 1-year Minor League contract with invitation to Major League Spring Training.

That email bug is cray. Ain't it Jay? Fix it now

@DEVOPS_BORAT always says stuff that relates perfectly to what I do everyday. It's crazy

@Nettiz1 You better watch out @Novellabella doesn't show up on set for ya. She stalks celebrities.

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This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks

SO TRUE: @DEVOPS_BORAT: Almost finish new command line utility 'gtfo' for roll out cloud instance quick.

My boss is hysterical: "I hope that compressed air stuff isn't bad for you because I always spray my kids with it"

I still can't believe HBO cancelled Luck... Bunch of fuckup trainers on the set must have been why those horses were injured

Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit

Not pleased right now...