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Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:15:08 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Sometimes you just want to shake a bitch

Thursday, March 22, 2012 07:11:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

What kind of a fake assed Dunkin Donuts runs out of iced coffee...

Thursday, March 22, 2012 05:23:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hacking with Alexey! We just did a proof of concept by hijacking session cookies and logging in as another user. And fixed the flaw!

Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:39:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd doesn't matter. pic is freaky is hell.

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Thursday, March 22, 2012 09:17:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd I think your neck might be missing in your profile picture

Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:11:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams that's @respectapole to you, sir!

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Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:08:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella if you don't like respectapole, you can try Studio Goddess Polelates, Mix of the Trix or Vertical Vixens. I don't make this up

Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:07:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams @Novellabella May I suggest scheduling some pole dancing classes? http://www.secure-booker.com/respectapole/MakeAppointment/Results.aspx

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Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:05:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thank you reddit for unintentionally teaching me what pitted keratolysis is. Assholes. BRB while I vomit.

Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:02:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

These two VPs they just hired are fucking outside of their minds and cray to the max

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:19:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 09:34:30 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/GGgtQG

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 06:28:03 PM from foursquare

Hi! I'm awesome. What's your name?

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 03:22:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

You don't need no estick

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:53:29 AM from Twitter Web Client