I just can't get over how fucking awesome I am

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 02:01:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

WHAT THE FUCK? Google rebranded the android market and renamed it Google Play? And Goog Music was combined with it? Cray Cray

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 09:32:42 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wagner's amazing rack...

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 05:27:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

Sooooo you mean to tell me that Goldsmith isn't allowed to drink this? http://t.co/iY4FQam

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 02:09:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Kortako (80 Nassau St, btwn John & Fulton, New York) http://4sq.com/zvjXBs

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 01:39:08 PM from foursquare

Alexey! Can you let me write the fucking batch file? Jeeeez. I can do it quicker.

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 09:31:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking A, Verizon. Release the galaxy nexus update. I never have internet you shits

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 08:11:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Absolutely no clue how this happened... Jesus http://t.co/83K8eQL

Tuesday, March 06, 2012 01:46:54 AM from Twitter for Android

This is a bunch of bullshit... Come on, Stags! #maachoops

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:39:47 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm convinced that @yelling_bird is Jimmy Patsos

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:34:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Made it through the day without coffee

Monday, March 05, 2012 05:56:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

"It's not that it slipped. It just slipped a week"

Monday, March 05, 2012 11:25:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj is absolutely KILLING it today

Monday, March 05, 2012 11:24:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure this train car has a flat tire. It's like I'm sitting on top of a jackhammer.

Monday, March 05, 2012 08:15:24 AM from Twitter for Android

The mover: "Like the saying goes, 'shit and corruption.' Well, I went upstairs... No shit, but corruption!"

Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:30:53 PM from Twitter for Android