Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

So is drinking out of a glass jar with a straw through a hole drilled in the lid supposed to be cool these days? F'in hipsters.

Whoa... Since when is it Thursday? Where'd this week go?

I'm watching Betty White's Off Their Rockers (2842 others checked-in) http://t.co/DHa7uAF @GetGlue @NBCBetty

I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here.

Oh the MTA is just winning for two weeks straight. 4/5 delays, 7million people and now signal problems. Worthless

Whoever keeps shitting their pants on this train... Fucking stop it.

Fucking sales people sending Daniel dramatic emails about how our system is busted.He was up my ass all day today anyway. I don't need this

I am devastated to report that our Copy-location is not working.

I wish I was a drummer. I have the sudden urge to bat up drums but I'd sound like a moron

That hot girl in your class who gets A’s on everything and makes you feel like you are the biggest fucking idiot in the world.

Wow... One of our customers just found a good assed bug on our mobile site. Nice! I'm gonna send that shit to my Ukranians to fix overnight

Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon

@ky9 if course I would get it instantly. Now I can be like those hipster Apple fanboy photographer wannabes

In reply to @ky9's tweet

This lenscrafters girl is a certified smokeshow