Broke the seal before leaving work. HHHHHHH

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:01:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

I work with a bunch of alcoholics, you guys.

Friday, March 09, 2012 05:56:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella Protip: Exit library. Enter bar. Drink. Enjoyyy. IDK any post grad who goes to a college library. Jesus

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Friday, March 09, 2012 04:29:58 PM from Twitter Web Client

Also, check in here: https://t.co/MhK1CbW

Friday, March 09, 2012 04:25:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

My boss just taught me the BEST drinking game ever.

Friday, March 09, 2012 04:25:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass

Friday, March 09, 2012 02:57:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous

Friday, March 09, 2012 02:56:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Alexey, my fav Russian, just corrected the Marketing VP's grammar. He was like.. I don't speak perfect English, but this guy makes no sense

Friday, March 09, 2012 02:40:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary @MirrorFairfield BAHAHAHAH. What are they judging on? Past awesomeness?

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Friday, March 09, 2012 01:25:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Life of devops in 6 word: "I thought it was staging database"

Friday, March 09, 2012 01:12:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

This no meat thing during Lent is a bunch of bullshit. SO it's not ok to eat a burger, but it IS ok for me to get shitfaced later... #bogus

Friday, March 09, 2012 01:12:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @yelling_bird: THESE DICKS WON'T SUCK THEMSELV- OH GOD THEY'RE SUCKING THEMSELVES

Friday, March 09, 2012 09:02:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Bunch of smokes on this earlier train

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:35:33 AM from Twitter for Android

Ya know... sometimesssssssssss......

Friday, March 09, 2012 01:45:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Look at this minx

Thursday, March 08, 2012 08:30:39 PM from Twitter for Android