Lass is a sluttface http://t.co/Y5WbW7R

Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:44:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

Asian kid: y u do linear algebra on the drunk train home

Saturday, April 07, 2012 01:00:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Once again , fuck the MTA in the ass. Not only is this a short ass train to begin with, but they have 4 cars closed off for no reason.

Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android

These two are banging tonight. So hard. I can tell

Friday, April 06, 2012 11:19:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Ginger Man (New York, NY) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/HwBkmj

Friday, April 06, 2012 10:38:06 PM from foursquare

Oh mikey. Dude will never steer me wrong. Love that bro. I need a permanent gay to help me out with the fuckin women.

Friday, April 06, 2012 08:47:41 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella fuckin joker

Friday, April 06, 2012 08:40:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd not a fan? Come over and hang with me instead

Friday, April 06, 2012 08:39:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Christina is my favorite lesbian of all time. Id marry her every time in a game of marry fuck kill every day of the week and twice on sunday

Friday, April 06, 2012 07:57:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@dannyrob88 suck it

Friday, April 06, 2012 07:32:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Porterhouse Brewing Co (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/I8YGUt

Friday, April 06, 2012 07:28:40 PM from foursquare

fuck the yes network for not hiring jenny dell

Friday, April 06, 2012 06:33:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave Robertson.... God damn it. Stop sucking it if you want to ever replace Mo. I would've been gay for you but you have 2 men on 0 out. Smd

Friday, April 06, 2012 06:23:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Ah Jesus fucking Christ, CC

Friday, April 06, 2012 03:37:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Opening day!

Friday, April 06, 2012 03:20:37 PM from Twitter for Android