Broke the seal before leaving work. HHHHHHH
I work with a bunch of alcoholics, you guys.
@Novellabella Protip: Exit library. Enter bar. Drink. Enjoyyy. IDK any post grad who goes to a college library. Jesus
Also, check in here: https://t.co/MhK1CbW
My boss just taught me the BEST drinking game ever.
My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass
Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous
Alexey, my fav Russian, just corrected the Marketing VP's grammar. He was like.. I don't speak perfect English, but this guy makes no sense
@tomwcleary @MirrorFairfield BAHAHAHAH. What are they judging on? Past awesomeness?
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Life of devops in 6 word: "I thought it was staging database"
This no meat thing during Lent is a bunch of bullshit. SO it's not ok to eat a burger, but it IS ok for me to get shitfaced later... #bogus
RT @yelling_bird: THESE DICKS WON'T SUCK THEMSELV- OH GOD THEY'RE SUCKING THEMSELVES
Bunch of smokes on this earlier train
Ya know... sometimesssssssssss......
Look at this minx
Thursday, March 08, 2012 08:30:39 PM from Twitter for Android