My twitter is just straight up offensive / makes people uncomfortable. Sorry about that!

Sunday, March 25, 2012 03:21:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

No wonder haymitch hits the bottle. If I were in his sitch, I'd be an alcoholic mess myself too, not that I aren't already

Sunday, March 25, 2012 03:13:48 AM from Twitter for Android

If u were him I'd be out my mind nonstop

Sunday, March 25, 2012 12:50:23 AM from Twitter for Android

No wonder haymitch is a mother fuckin alcoholic

Sunday, March 25, 2012 12:49:40 AM from Twitter for Android

Peppermint schnapps? Tastes like Christmas?!

Saturday, March 24, 2012 11:39:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Keith to me about lessard: "Ask him who won the Superbowl, then take tour dick out."

Saturday, March 24, 2012 10:53:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Bar East (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/GM2EBV

Saturday, March 24, 2012 09:52:09 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the "Far Far Away" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/GNjyiI

Saturday, March 24, 2012 09:14:12 PM from foursquare

I'm at Blondies (New York, NY) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/GNjwr2

Saturday, March 24, 2012 09:14:12 PM from foursquare

The other gay thinks my flawless logic is fine. Shit... who's right?

Saturday, March 24, 2012 05:28:45 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd cum to NYC and drink with me all day

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Saturday, March 24, 2012 04:46:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm all about the yellow

Saturday, March 24, 2012 04:41:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Okayyyyyyy. One gay thinks my flawless logic is flawed... time to ask another

Saturday, March 24, 2012 04:18:54 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Woody McHale's Bar & Grill (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/GNkvnr

Saturday, March 24, 2012 04:09:23 PM from foursquare

This: http://t.co/l4PZEu9

Saturday, March 24, 2012 03:27:05 PM from Twitter for Android