Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo
Pink slime: "It's pink, therefore it's meat"
Can't wait to crack a few cold ones and watch the Yankees at 3. In my office.
Today is an absolute joke. No one's here, there's nothing to do. It's legit
I'm sorry, but I'm the most interesting person you follow on Twitter. Well maybe not if you follow @DadBoner, but otherwise, I'm the illest.
kells bells
my socks have the Portfolioso logo on them. Haaaaa http://t.co/sNwyUVr
Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:51:13 PM from Twitter for Android
According to Elise, Jesus was stoned to death. Lawlz
Thursday, April 05, 2012 07:43:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Mad Hatter w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/HhzElP
New blog post: Pretty Sure The Fucking 4 and 5 Trains Cut 12 Years off My Life http://bit.ly/HZsort
Thursday, April 05, 2012 04:51:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
OK there's food. They can un- go fuck themselves
Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:25:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
If they don't feed us at this company meeting all of the executives can go fuck themselves
Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:01:01 PM from Twitter Web Client
Heading over to Facebook's NYC office on the 18th for a tech talk on web performance measurement. Sweet
Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:01:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
Oh I'm going to lose it on these motherfuckers right now.
Thursday, April 05, 2012 09:38:13 AM from Twitter Web Client
Had a dream that I had a threesome at my boss' house and he was pissed at me.
Thursday, April 05, 2012 08:10:23 AM from Twitter for Android