I'm at Park Avenue Tavern (99 Park Ave, New York) w/ 6 others http://4sq.com/wEUW9Q

Thursday, March 08, 2012 07:24:05 PM from foursquare

OMG the iPad HD.. I'm gonna cum

Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:43:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

See.. They searched my bag... But they missed the gat in my belt... Dumbasses.

Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:42:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

They searched me again in Grand Central today. No liberty anymore in this shithole country...

Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:41:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PM from Twitter for Android

Like if I could do anything right now, I'd be broin' out, playing cards and ripping ass. Then going to the racetrack the next day

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:03:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I'd kill to go upstate with the mover right now. When that guy goes, I'm gonna be a fucking mess and three quarters.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:02:02 PM from Twitter for Android

Shit. Haven't been to barfly in a while. Forgot how obsessed I was with this bartender.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:04:22 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Barfly (244 3rd Ave, East 20th Street, New York) http://4sq.com/xK7Z7y

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 09:33:18 PM from foursquare

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If you are still fascinate by NoSQL in 2012 you must of be brogrammer.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 09:17:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm obsessed with Molly.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 08:38:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Let's do G1 Dot porn!

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 08:05:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Don't go to beer with a bed

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 07:01:38 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/zvZ3gc

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 06:41:31 PM from foursquare

PROTIP: Make sure your automated backups DO NOT backup the backup files. #imsuchadumbass #awfulsysadmin

Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:46:45 AM from Twitter Web Client