100% disagree with our VP of Marketing for throwing Android under the bus. He's like... Nah we have to wait for iPhone. Fuck that. tease it
I always get my way. VPs don't like my ideas? F that noise... I just get the COO to tell the VPs what I want. And enjoy #futureCTO
I'm allergic to cloud servers
I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH
I must find Donald Trump's assistant Amanda and potato sack her.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:22:02 AM from Twitter for Android
@nyJULZmd I will not fear your dog. Your dog is obsessed with me.
Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser
I don't know how I feel about Facebook buying Instagram... Probably not good.
Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k
New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb
Monday, April 09, 2012 01:03:22 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
RT @DadBoner: It's days like these, when I realize that some people don't like me, they can get a fat middle finger in their face. Hard ...
@MalJNew how do you know. I thought you'd be passed out by now.
@mich_amore I mean... I'd like your instagram pic, but someone hasn't accepted my follow request.
Welp, if this is the case then 97% of us are almost alcoholics: http://t.co/OWEC3sK
I've come to the conclusion that my twitter is the most ridiculous thing in existence
Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:56:02 PM from Twitter for Android