THERE'S A PUPPY HERE. I WANT HER.
Saturday, March 10, 2012 07:13:34 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't think you understand...
Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:44:06 PM from Twitter for Android
Actually fuck that... I can get her myself. Or... I'm so awesome she'll just come to me.
Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Bring me this redhead!
Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:02 PM from Twitter for Android
I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job.
Saturday, March 10, 2012 03:32:04 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Brooklyn Brewery (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 31 others http://4sq.com/x6K56g
Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train
Saturday, March 10, 2012 01:29:50 AM from Twitter Web Client
Bunch of studs: http://t.co/MXBSBhs It's not in flash either.
New blog post: Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson http://t.co/vY99gZa
Friday, March 09, 2012 10:55:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... And I'm not even drinking anymore.....
Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS"
Change of plans... Elise's ass
Haha auto correct.... Duane Reade.. and 'Nums... not nuns
So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys
RT @PissedPikachu It's Friday night which only means one thing: gettin smashed with my bros Charizard and Blastoise