THERE'S A PUPPY HERE. I WANT HER.

Saturday, March 10, 2012 07:13:34 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't think you understand...

Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:44:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Actually fuck that... I can get her myself. Or... I'm so awesome she'll just come to me.

Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Bring me this redhead!

Saturday, March 10, 2012 06:35:02 PM from Twitter for Android

I was on the train talking about my drunk debauchery on twitter and was offered a social media job.

Saturday, March 10, 2012 03:32:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Brooklyn Brewery (Brooklyn, NY) w/ 31 others http://4sq.com/x6K56g

Saturday, March 10, 2012 03:13:42 PM from foursquare

Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train

Saturday, March 10, 2012 01:29:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bunch of studs: http://t.co/MXBSBhs It's not in flash either.

Friday, March 09, 2012 11:06:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Jesus Christ, Dave Robertson http://t.co/vY99gZa

Friday, March 09, 2012 10:55:16 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... And I'm not even drinking anymore.....

Friday, March 09, 2012 10:43:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

Derick:" WEST COAST RAP IS ASS"

Friday, March 09, 2012 08:17:48 PM from Twitter for Android

Change of plans... Elise's ass

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:42:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Haha auto correct.... Duane Reade.. and 'Nums... not nuns

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android

So disappointed that the Duane Reader doesn't have refrigerated' Nuns, you guys

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:31:15 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @PissedPikachu It's Friday night which only means one thing: gettin smashed with my bros Charizard and Blastoise

Friday, March 09, 2012 07:02:39 PM from Twitter Web Client