RT @Yankees: OFFICIAL: @Yankees re-sign LHP Andy Pettitte to 1-year Minor League contract with invitation to Major League Spring Training.
That email bug is cray. Ain't it Jay? Fix it now
@DEVOPS_BORAT always says stuff that relates perfectly to what I do everyday. It's crazy
@Nettiz1 You better watch out @Novellabella doesn't show up on set for ya. She stalks celebrities.
This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks
Thursday, March 15, 2012 08:49:05 PM from Twitter Web Client
SO TRUE: @DEVOPS_BORAT: Almost finish new command line utility 'gtfo' for roll out cloud instance quick.
Thursday, March 15, 2012 06:58:38 PM from Twitter for Android
My boss is hysterical: "I hope that compressed air stuff isn't bad for you because I always spray my kids with it"
Thursday, March 15, 2012 03:17:53 PM from Twitter Web Client
I still can't believe HBO cancelled Luck... Bunch of fuckup trainers on the set must have been why those horses were injured
Thursday, March 15, 2012 10:34:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit
Thursday, March 15, 2012 09:47:17 AM from Twitter Web Client
Not pleased right now...
Thursday, March 15, 2012 09:44:25 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @ElBloombito: Cuidado! Los Ides de Marcho!
Thursday, March 15, 2012 01:00:02 AM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia @scoopANDslam you both play too? I think I disconnected it from my fb so its hard to find me. Same username as here for me
Thursday, March 15, 2012 12:51:22 AM from Twitter for Android
Thank you FiOS for going down right in the middle if me needing the internet for everything
Wednesday, March 14, 2012 10:29:35 PM from Twitter for Android
The need to start pumping colder AC on these subways... It's March already and roasting
Wednesday, March 14, 2012 09:09:14 AM from Twitter Web Client