New blog post: Something New Now: I Fall Asleep Standing Up On Subways Like a Damn Horse http://t.co/zXQNxJN
Friday, April 13, 2012 01:20:37 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Gonna travel all the way uptown to Taco Bell to get some Loco D'reets in honor of @DadBoner. Need the bold flavors.
If that hot redhead bartender isn't at Barfly later, I'll be disappoint
New blog post: Want To Put a Stop To Police Chiefs Getting Killed in Drug Busts? Stop Doing Drug Busts http://t.co/5T9JzHU
Friday, April 13, 2012 12:53:46 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Almost fell asleep standing up on the subway. Started to collapse, woke up and made a weird jerky motion. Nice
Thursday, April 12, 2012 07:28:47 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: After 3 beer I can able use any of cloud API.
Thursday, April 12, 2012 06:47:14 PM from Twitter for Android
You know.... just a homeless dude blow drying his socks in the Grand Central bathrooms. NBD
Thursday, April 12, 2012 06:45:52 PM from Twitter for Android
So I refuse to make a real tumblr because it's dumb and I already have a real blog, so I made a joke one for work/tech: http://t.co/MQb0ePa
Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:41:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
There are some fucking whackjobs on this train. Real winners. Singing out loud, making ridic comments. Jeez
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Mason Jar (New York, NY) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/HIsA0F
Christina's breakfast of champions! @ GramercyOne http://t.co/cdjGrBa
Look at me! I'm such a hipster now that Instagram is on Android. I can take artsy pics of things as simple a http://t.co/RlEcg5r
Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now."
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 01:01:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
This show is killing me.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Mama's boys of the Bronx is fuckin hysterical
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:08:07 PM from Twitter for Android