I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:48:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Just want to listen to dope jams right now. Just sick tunes.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 01:34:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @GadsdenMarc Believe it or not, Joomla is a lot worse...

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, April 16, 2012 11:47:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT.

Monday, April 16, 2012 09:21:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface

Monday, April 16, 2012 07:43:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

This Phil's Steaks girl is ridiculous right now.

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:38:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm fat... (@ Phil's Steaks) http://4sq.com/HMULg7

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:31:41 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! http://4sq.com/J5lMtC

Monday, April 16, 2012 11:20:23 AM from foursquare

Pretty sure I can launch the space shuttle with this coffee they brewed this morning.

Monday, April 16, 2012 10:21:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train.

Monday, April 16, 2012 08:09:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I can draw pimp assed unicorns: http://t.co/ZLPh0oS

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:36:27 AM from Twitter for Android

I don't think you understand the magnitude of the man crush i have on Dave Robertson...

Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:47:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Hipster, grungy gas station sign. http://t.co/MAmZLu8

Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:09:36 PM from Instagram

Just posted a photo http://t.co/LjsuRm5

Sunday, April 15, 2012 04:30:45 PM from Instagram

New blog post: Bring Me This Inflatable Water Mat! http://bit.ly/HHrzaF

Saturday, April 14, 2012 11:19:03 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog