Oh and I'd bang either girl on the swung right now... pref a threesome. hhhhhh

Friday, March 16, 2012 11:33:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Idk who bit my nip but all's I know is that I need to take a body shot off of elise

Friday, March 16, 2012 11:32:20 PM from Twitter for Android

Bahahahah pussy assed bouncer kept thinking I'd fall off the swing on the bar..... guy doesn't know my upper body swag

Friday, March 16, 2012 11:25:32 PM from Twitter for Android

god damn it @MalJNew stop getting lipstick on my boss... guy is a classy gentlemen. Fuckin homewrecker... doesn't even cheat. Bunch of bs

Friday, March 16, 2012 11:05:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Sooooo. When I'm Sam's age.... I Better be as much of a baller as he is... wife and all... total baller. Struttin that ass.

Friday, March 16, 2012 10:35:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Elise is fucking wild. I'm into this. I'm gonna dance on the bar with her later....

Friday, March 16, 2012 09:07:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17.

Friday, March 16, 2012 08:06:18 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean... hot Irish tap dancers on the bar aren't terrible right now

Friday, March 16, 2012 08:04:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Iron Horse Tavern (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/weUkry

Friday, March 16, 2012 07:55:17 PM from foursquare

What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?!

Friday, March 16, 2012 06:52:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm in ur MVCs compiling 1.0 code on MVC 3.0. Y it no work? Derp

Friday, March 16, 2012 04:29:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Old man Abusers

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Friday, March 16, 2012 02:46:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

They put an input button inside an anchor tag! You've gotta be shitting me... Someone redo our website please.

Friday, March 16, 2012 02:45:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams @Novellabella No way! She was obviously talking about Sauter mean diameter

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, March 16, 2012 01:27:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Wagner just told me the snacks on my desk look like dog treats. She might need to get a spanking for that one...

Friday, March 16, 2012 01:21:32 PM from Twitter Web Client