Whoever keeps shitting their pants on this train... Fucking stop it.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 06:58:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Fucking sales people sending Daniel dramatic emails about how our system is busted.He was up my ass all day today anyway. I don't need this

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 06:07:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

I am devastated to report that our Copy-location is not working.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 06:07:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I wish I was a drummer. I have the sudden urge to bat up drums but I'd sound like a moron

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 04:24:03 PM from Twitter Web Client

That hot girl in your class who gets A’s on everything and makes you feel like you are the biggest fucking idiot in the world.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 03:10:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wow... One of our customers just found a good assed bug on our mobile site. Nice! I'm gonna send that shit to my Ukranians to fix overnight

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 01:52:22 AM from Twitter Web Client

Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon

Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:17:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ky9 if course I would get it instantly. Now I can be like those hipster Apple fanboy photographer wannabes

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Tuesday, April 03, 2012 07:17:58 PM from Twitter for Android

It's me http://t.co/sCAp4oc

Tuesday, April 03, 2012 06:01:10 PM from Instagram

This lenscrafters girl is a certified smokeshow

Tuesday, April 03, 2012 03:05:37 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Kortako (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/HHA3vr

Tuesday, April 03, 2012 01:35:21 PM from foursquare

RT @DadBoner: When you josh around about puttin your quarters in a another man's lady bank, be prepared to have your mind destroyed, man ...

Tuesday, April 03, 2012 12:28:14 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops we are never assign blame, we are just try of find out how the fuck it happen.

Monday, April 02, 2012 11:36:49 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the "Historian" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/H8yxop

Monday, April 02, 2012 09:06:30 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the "VH1 Save the Music" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/H8yvwX

Monday, April 02, 2012 09:06:30 PM from foursquare