Oh and I'd bang either girl on the swung right now... pref a threesome. hhhhhh
Idk who bit my nip but all's I know is that I need to take a body shot off of elise
Bahahahah pussy assed bouncer kept thinking I'd fall off the swing on the bar..... guy doesn't know my upper body swag
god damn it @MalJNew stop getting lipstick on my boss... guy is a classy gentlemen. Fuckin homewrecker... doesn't even cheat. Bunch of bs
Sooooo. When I'm Sam's age.... I Better be as much of a baller as he is... wife and all... total baller. Struttin that ass.
Elise is fucking wild. I'm into this. I'm gonna dance on the bar with her later....
Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17.
I mean... hot Irish tap dancers on the bar aren't terrible right now
I'm at Iron Horse Tavern (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/weUkry
What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?!
I'm in ur MVCs compiling 1.0 code on MVC 3.0. Y it no work? Derp
@__JLu Old man Abusers
They put an input button inside an anchor tag! You've gotta be shitting me... Someone redo our website please.
@ShavingFoams @Novellabella No way! She was obviously talking about Sauter mean diameter
Wagner just told me the snacks on my desk look like dog treats. She might need to get a spanking for that one...