@nyJULZmd I think your neck might be missing in your profile picture

Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:11:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams that's @respectapole to you, sir!

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Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:08:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella if you don't like respectapole, you can try Studio Goddess Polelates, Mix of the Trix or Vertical Vixens. I don't make this up

Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:07:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

@ShavingFoams @Novellabella May I suggest scheduling some pole dancing classes? http://www.secure-booker.com/respectapole/MakeAppointment/Results.aspx

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Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:05:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Thank you reddit for unintentionally teaching me what pitted keratolysis is. Assholes. BRB while I vomit.

Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:02:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

These two VPs they just hired are fucking outside of their minds and cray to the max

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:19:57 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 09:34:30 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/GGgtQG

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 06:28:03 PM from foursquare

Hi! I'm awesome. What's your name?

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 03:22:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

You don't need no estick

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:53:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

@tomwcleary's twitter: pretty much sums up how much of a shithole Bridgeport is.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 12:33:32 AM from Twitter for Android

They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit?

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:19:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

The entire marketing department is driving me batshit cray

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 01:17:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

@michellemm22 If anyone asks me for account passwords, I would never work there. That's insanity.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2012 11:39:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

I introduce you to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://t.co/1v8a7qz

Tuesday, March 20, 2012 02:43:29 AM from Twitter Web Client