@nyJULZmd I think your neck might be missing in your profile picture
Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:11:06 AM from Twitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams that's @respectapole to you, sir!
Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:08:53 AM from Twitter Web Client
@Novellabella if you don't like respectapole, you can try Studio Goddess Polelates, Mix of the Trix or Vertical Vixens. I don't make this up
Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:07:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams @Novellabella May I suggest scheduling some pole dancing classes? http://www.secure-booker.com/respectapole/MakeAppointment/Results.aspx
Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:05:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
Thank you reddit for unintentionally teaching me what pitted keratolysis is. Assholes. BRB while I vomit.
Thursday, March 22, 2012 02:02:46 AM from Twitter Web Client
These two VPs they just hired are fucking outside of their minds and cray to the max
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:19:57 PM from Twitter Web Client
I'd bet my dick and both balls that I'm going to lose internet between crestwood and scarsdale
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 09:34:30 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/GGgtQG
Hi! I'm awesome. What's your name?
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 03:22:59 PM from Twitter Web Client
You don't need no estick
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:53:29 AM from Twitter Web Client
@tomwcleary's twitter: pretty much sums up how much of a shithole Bridgeport is.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012 12:33:32 AM from Twitter for Android
They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit?
The entire marketing department is driving me batshit cray
@michellemm22 If anyone asks me for account passwords, I would never work there. That's insanity.
I introduce you to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://t.co/1v8a7qz