Oh mikey. Dude will never steer me wrong. Love that bro. I need a permanent gay to help me out with the fuckin women.
@Novellabella fuckin joker
@nyJULZmd not a fan? Come over and hang with me instead
Christina is my favorite lesbian of all time. Id marry her every time in a game of marry fuck kill every day of the week and twice on sunday
@dannyrob88 suck it
I'm at Porterhouse Brewing Co (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/I8YGUt
fuck the yes network for not hiring jenny dell
Dave Robertson.... God damn it. Stop sucking it if you want to ever replace Mo. I would've been gay for you but you have 2 men on 0 out. Smd
Ah Jesus fucking Christ, CC
Opening day!
Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo
Pink slime: "It's pink, therefore it's meat"
Can't wait to crack a few cold ones and watch the Yankees at 3. In my office.
Today is an absolute joke. No one's here, there's nothing to do. It's legit
I'm sorry, but I'm the most interesting person you follow on Twitter. Well maybe not if you follow @DadBoner, but otherwise, I'm the illest.