So Aubrey... Are those things real?
Aubrey is an absolute moron on the celebrity apprentice. That being said, she's got some rack.
@Novellabella bang bang bang. It'll get rid of that in two seconds. Hhh
"She wasn't gonna clean his ass for nothing..."
RT @Colithika: pirates of dark water is amazing
I don't think you understand how amazing Mike McCready is on guitar: http://t.co/FIjpL1o
About time it rained. http://t.co/JAEPETP
#joecefolitweets ain't got shit on #frankfiorettitweets
This is some bullshit #NYR
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:50:32 PM from Twitter for Android
These beers are going down way too slow you guys
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:33:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia by bad... you mean completely awesome, right.
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:29:38 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella call the waaaambulance! Wahh no 4 or 5 trains!
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 @kellyomealia come on, you guys. I mean I know my tweets are ridiculous, but are they really that ridiculous?
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:08:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Is this chick fat or preggo? Can't tell. My judgment is off tonight.
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:00:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Debating if this chick is a lesbian or not. I mean. She's with a chick who's a dude, but shes cute and doesn't seem like one.
Saturday, April 21, 2012 08:15:19 PM from Twitter for Android