I need this dudes moves. Mad swag. Get mad bitches.

Friday, March 23, 2012 11:11:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah. So about this jello shot girl.

Friday, March 23, 2012 11:02:39 PM from Twitter for Android

"You've got a girlfriend." "Doesn't mean I can't eat popcorn from her titties"

Friday, March 23, 2012 10:37:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I have discernment. Whenever I suspect something, its 100% true

Friday, March 23, 2012 09:53:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This band is NOT covering pearl jam. This is sick

Friday, March 23, 2012 09:45:50 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Wicked Willy's (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/GL0mOT

Friday, March 23, 2012 09:31:33 PM from foursquare

meg l come at me

Friday, March 23, 2012 07:42:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure that the weekly keg and shots in this office are breaking my liver

Friday, March 23, 2012 07:25:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Is always reliefs when Selenium test is pass always one day before release"

Friday, March 23, 2012 10:59:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Pretty Sure This Onion Article Is Spot On http://t.co/pCdgJXS

Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:24:32 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

New blog post: US Now Imprisoning People for Internet Crimes Who Haven't Even Set Foot Here http://t.co/3o7CTcl

Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:15:08 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Sometimes you just want to shake a bitch

Thursday, March 22, 2012 07:11:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

What kind of a fake assed Dunkin Donuts runs out of iced coffee...

Thursday, March 22, 2012 05:23:02 PM from Twitter Web Client

Hacking with Alexey! We just did a proof of concept by hijacking session cookies and logging in as another user. And fixed the flaw!

Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:39:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

@nyJULZmd doesn't matter. pic is freaky is hell.

Thursday, March 22, 2012 09:17:39 AM from Twitter Web Client