@nyJULZmd I will not fear your dog. Your dog is obsessed with me.
Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser
I don't know how I feel about Facebook buying Instagram... Probably not good.
Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k
New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb
Monday, April 09, 2012 01:03:22 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
RT @DadBoner: It's days like these, when I realize that some people don't like me, they can get a fat middle finger in their face. Hard ...
@MalJNew how do you know. I thought you'd be passed out by now.
@mich_amore I mean... I'd like your instagram pic, but someone hasn't accepted my follow request.
Welp, if this is the case then 97% of us are almost alcoholics: http://t.co/OWEC3sK
I've come to the conclusion that my twitter is the most ridiculous thing in existence
Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:56:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Lass is a sluttface http://t.co/Y5WbW7R
Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:44:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Asian kid: y u do linear algebra on the drunk train home
Saturday, April 07, 2012 01:00:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Once again , fuck the MTA in the ass. Not only is this a short ass train to begin with, but they have 4 cars closed off for no reason.
Saturday, April 07, 2012 12:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android
These two are banging tonight. So hard. I can tell
I'm at The Ginger Man (New York, NY) w/ 4 others http://4sq.com/HwBkmj