RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: After 3 beer I can able use any of cloud API.
Thursday, April 12, 2012 06:47:14 PM from Twitter for Android
You know.... just a homeless dude blow drying his socks in the Grand Central bathrooms. NBD
Thursday, April 12, 2012 06:45:52 PM from Twitter for Android
So I refuse to make a real tumblr because it's dumb and I already have a real blog, so I made a joke one for work/tech: http://t.co/MQb0ePa
Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:41:40 AM from Twitter Web Client
There are some fucking whackjobs on this train. Real winners. Singing out loud, making ridic comments. Jeez
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:38:45 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Mason Jar (New York, NY) w/ 7 others http://4sq.com/HIsA0F
Christina's breakfast of champions! @ GramercyOne http://t.co/cdjGrBa
Look at me! I'm such a hipster now that Instagram is on Android. I can take artsy pics of things as simple a http://t.co/RlEcg5r
Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now."
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 01:01:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
This show is killing me.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Mama's boys of the Bronx is fuckin hysterical
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:08:07 PM from Twitter for Android
100% disagree with our VP of Marketing for throwing Android under the bus. He's like... Nah we have to wait for iPhone. Fuck that. tease it
I always get my way. VPs don't like my ideas? F that noise... I just get the COO to tell the VPs what I want. And enjoy #futureCTO
I'm allergic to cloud servers
I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH
I must find Donald Trump's assistant Amanda and potato sack her.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:22:02 AM from Twitter for Android