Welp, looks like I confused Vietnamese and Thai. My b. Corrected myself before getting called out, like a boss.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:00:59 PM from Twitter for Android

This loud Asian screaming away on her phone is probably the sole reason why they invented quiet cars on this train.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 07:18:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Vietnamese food gave me some gas. Not cool I'm having a one on one security meeting with the VP of Engineering for over an hour...

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 04:12:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Bennie's Thai (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/JvmMub

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 12:39:04 PM from foursquare

Would be nice if the cocksucker next to me didn't have the fuckin plague.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:11:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Although as cold as it is, this ones smokin. Dibs.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:06:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Fahkin cold this morning.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:00:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Today's Google doodle blew my mind

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 02:10:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

WAT

Monday, April 23, 2012 09:44:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Don't tell me that shit wasn't kicked in

Monday, April 23, 2012 09:41:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

@L8to89 kind of. Asshole.

Monday, April 23, 2012 08:45:40 PM from Twitter for Android

The piece of shit buggy Galaxy Nexus radio picks up signal just about as well as I picked up chicks in high school.

Monday, April 23, 2012 08:23:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Crocodile Lounge w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/IiWC7x

Monday, April 23, 2012 06:42:53 PM from foursquare

CAUGHT LOOKING so badly right now. HHHH

Monday, April 23, 2012 04:51:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Monday, April 23, 2012 01:23:48 PM from foursquare