I'm fat... (@ Phil's Steaks) http://4sq.com/HMULg7

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:31:41 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! http://4sq.com/J5lMtC

Monday, April 16, 2012 11:20:23 AM from foursquare

Pretty sure I can launch the space shuttle with this coffee they brewed this morning.

Monday, April 16, 2012 10:21:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train.

Monday, April 16, 2012 08:09:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I can draw pimp assed unicorns: http://t.co/ZLPh0oS

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:36:27 AM from Twitter for Android

I don't think you understand the magnitude of the man crush i have on Dave Robertson...

Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:47:28 PM from Twitter for Android

Hipster, grungy gas station sign. http://t.co/MAmZLu8

Sunday, April 15, 2012 10:09:36 PM from Instagram

Just posted a photo http://t.co/LjsuRm5

Sunday, April 15, 2012 04:30:45 PM from Instagram

New blog post: Bring Me This Inflatable Water Mat! http://bit.ly/HHrzaF

Saturday, April 14, 2012 11:19:03 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Jackpot! Found tons of old vinyls. Pink Floyd, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Boston http://t.co/Dir8Fhq

Saturday, April 14, 2012 06:28:31 PM from Instagram

Phil Hughes. You suck ass

Saturday, April 14, 2012 02:26:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Yeah we have another error logging server and bc it was getting 500+ requests per second, I think I crashed it. Still going. Jeez

Saturday, April 14, 2012 12:38:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I have a serious question. How the hell long does it take skipfish to run?

Saturday, April 14, 2012 10:53:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

Didn't get to have any loco d'reets today. Bunch of bullshit

Saturday, April 14, 2012 02:13:04 AM from Twitter for Android

The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime

Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PM from Twitter for Android