Such a man crush on Dave Robertson.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 04:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Chart of my tweet ridiculousness in relation to blood alcohol content: http://t.co/TWBECgu

Sunday, April 29, 2012 03:44:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Clam Jam was this weekend? Just realized this now. I feel old.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 02:28:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 02:23:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Today is a lounging in the sun type of day

Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:08:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Google's going to shit

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Saturday, April 28, 2012 03:04:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace http://bit.ly/JssPNP

Saturday, April 28, 2012 03:03:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there

Saturday, April 28, 2012 02:30:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: I'm outta here. Weekend don't start 'til you flip work the bird and pull outta the parkin' lot on Friday. Math lesson: My ...

Friday, April 27, 2012 08:51:24 PM from Twitter for Android

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE KEG IS KICKED. FUCK

Friday, April 27, 2012 05:14:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

This waitress is like... unreal. You don't even understand.

Friday, April 27, 2012 01:56:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuck all you hos. When there's a will, there's a way. Got that shit built and shipped off to India for testing.

Friday, April 27, 2012 02:52:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm going to war with our mother fucking build system.

Friday, April 27, 2012 02:44:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Get ready for the great firewall of the United States. No more freedom i up in this bitch http://t.co/j2cql1I

Friday, April 27, 2012 01:32:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: If You Use a Dog Ball Thrower, You're a Pussy http://bit.ly/JE2luf

Friday, April 27, 2012 12:53:51 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog