Happy birthday, birthday people... I have to go write a script.

Friday, March 30, 2012 05:04:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

get it? Dos batch

Friday, March 30, 2012 11:32:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

DAS BATCH!

Friday, March 30, 2012 11:30:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Heading to Disrupt this year!

Friday, March 30, 2012 11:15:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

Those right there are what they call dick wrecking boots

Friday, March 30, 2012 09:08:19 AM from Twitter for Android

This old bag on the train is bragging about how he partied in South Beach last week. Nasty

Friday, March 30, 2012 08:08:19 AM from Twitter for Android

pauly d project: biggies girlfriend is a smokebomb

Friday, March 30, 2012 12:52:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Novellabella use the harney rd bridge instead joker.

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Thursday, March 29, 2012 08:05:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

The question is actually "Why is there not always a Christmas tree on the ping pong table"

Thursday, March 29, 2012 03:52:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Bridgeport Is Byfar the Worst Shithole That Exists in the USA http://bit.ly/GXZias

Wednesday, March 28, 2012 10:09:53 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

not in the greatest mood, probs because i stopped not giving a fuck. if i could stop giving a fuck, it would be all good, but i do and meh

Wednesday, March 28, 2012 09:23:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu Nope. That looks sweet. Might use that in our test lab setup at work. We have limited space between a PC and mac on one desk

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, March 28, 2012 09:21:45 PM from Twitter Web Client

little bit of Alice in Chains

Wednesday, March 28, 2012 03:40:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

oh wow. yous hot today

Wednesday, March 28, 2012 09:14:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Temple Run crashes like a motherfucker on the galaxy nexus. tsk tsk tsk. this le sucks

Tuesday, March 27, 2012 07:28:37 PM from Twitter Web Client