Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed.
pay for my data plan bitches
Call me maybe on my business card. reel in all the fly honeys
Me: "I think this coffee is decaf" Christina: "That's grounds for disciplinary action"
You brought tequila back from Mexico? That'll come in handy for the office Tres, Cuatro and Cinco De Mayo celebrations! Thanks Tara!
Also, happy Monday.
Pretty sure Alexey sabotaged the build server before passing it off to me and then said enjoy.
If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted.
Pretty sure there are two cats fucking outside the window. It sounds ridiculous
From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin!
"You know you're a lying, lowlife motherfucking gambling degenerate prick. You know that's what you are?"
There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it.
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now!
"Just anudda fat fuck walkin' out of a casino with a suitcase"
Welp, Casino is on Encore at 5PM. I know what I'm doing. One of my all time favs. De Niro, Joe Pesce... Scorsese film. Unreal.