Seriously, who would eat bar peanuts. People like spit in their hands, sneeze, wipe their asses. Then grab some. Nast

Thursday, April 19, 2012 08:13:28 PM from Twitter for Android

It just took me like 20 minutes to get my WiFi working on my old server. The F

Thursday, April 19, 2012 02:45:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Facebook NYC (New York, NY) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/J5Ihgb

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 06:27:35 PM from foursquare

Yup.. Just searched our error log for "nudes" (to look for a spambot attack, you sick fucks)

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 05:42:34 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu remember when @kevinrose was awesome with the dark tip on the screen savers? Then he turned into an apple fan boy working for google

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 03:32:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Heading over to Facebook later to listen to @patmeenan talk about web performance measurement

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 03:09:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Give this fucking kid an ambien

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 07:01:20 PM from Twitter for Android

See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4"

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:59:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm going to murder this child

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:58:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:48:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Just want to listen to dope jams right now. Just sick tunes.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 01:34:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @GadsdenMarc Believe it or not, Joomla is a lot worse...

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, April 16, 2012 11:47:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT.

Monday, April 16, 2012 09:21:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface

Monday, April 16, 2012 07:43:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

This Phil's Steaks girl is ridiculous right now.

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:38:28 PM from Twitter for Android