Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

OK there's food. They can un- go fuck themselves

If they don't feed us at this company meeting all of the executives can go fuck themselves

Heading over to Facebook's NYC office on the 18th for a tech talk on web performance measurement. Sweet

Oh I'm going to lose it on these motherfuckers right now.

Had a dream that I had a threesome at my boss' house and he was pissed at me.

So is drinking out of a glass jar with a straw through a hole drilled in the lid supposed to be cool these days? F'in hipsters.

Whoa... Since when is it Thursday? Where'd this week go?

I'm watching Betty White's Off Their Rockers (2842 others checked-in) http://t.co/DHa7uAF @GetGlue @NBCBetty

I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here.

Oh the MTA is just winning for two weeks straight. 4/5 delays, 7million people and now signal problems. Worthless

Whoever keeps shitting their pants on this train... Fucking stop it.

Fucking sales people sending Daniel dramatic emails about how our system is busted.He was up my ass all day today anyway. I don't need this

I am devastated to report that our Copy-location is not working.

I wish I was a drummer. I have the sudden urge to bat up drums but I'd sound like a moron

That hot girl in your class who gets A’s on everything and makes you feel like you are the biggest fucking idiot in the world.