Yes, I re-tweeted myself because I'm a cocky, arrogant prick. Don't like it? Blow me.

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:12:31 AM from Twitter for Android

RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:11:16 AM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams no kidding. I went to college once. I was always on the failure side of drunk.

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Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:07:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss.

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Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:05:53 AM from Twitter for Android

That time you're obsessed with the bartender and you know she looks innocent but really isnt/a freak but she can't be single bc she's so hot

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:01:31 AM from Twitter for Android

Calling myself out on the tweet earlier where I used the wrong you're. Blame the fact that I had to piss and auto correct.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:56:12 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @Novellabella "Nobody messes with Adam We"

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:19:19 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @__JLu: to this #fairfield girl, congrats on your 15 minutes of fame! #clamjam http://t.co/bDaj3cyj

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:18:07 PM from Twitter for Android

@Nettiz1 how can you forget? Me and @MalJNew had a competition on who'd grab her tits first.

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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:17:48 PM from Twitter for Android

@Nettiz1 come on. We discussed this before

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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 09:51:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Actually, I dint need any dirt. I'm too awesome.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 09:31:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@Nettiz1 I want the dirt on the redhead

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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 09:30:15 PM from Twitter for Android

@Nettiz1 yeah. I'm over it. Its fine.

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Wednesday, May 02, 2012 09:11:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Obsessed...

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 09:10:09 PM from Twitter for Android

Let him take his shot? I wasn't anywhere near you, asshole. Fuck is this, professional pool? Your a a bar you dick.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012 08:56:50 PM from Twitter for Android