I don't think you understand how amazing Mike McCready is on guitar: http://t.co/FIjpL1o

Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:57:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

About time it rained. http://t.co/JAEPETP

Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:01:09 PM from Instagram

#joecefolitweets ain't got shit on #frankfiorettitweets

Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:27:07 AM from Twitter for Android

This is some bullshit #NYR

Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:50:32 PM from Twitter for Android

These beers are going down way too slow you guys

Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:33:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@kellyomealia by bad... you mean completely awesome, right.

Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:29:38 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella call the waaaambulance! Wahh no 4 or 5 trains!

Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android

@kerbear88 @kellyomealia come on, you guys. I mean I know my tweets are ridiculous, but are they really that ridiculous?

Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:08:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Is this chick fat or preggo? Can't tell. My judgment is off tonight.

Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:00:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Debating if this chick is a lesbian or not. I mean. She's with a chick who's a dude, but shes cute and doesn't seem like one.

Saturday, April 21, 2012 08:15:19 PM from Twitter for Android

Netta, get your ass back from cali (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/JwdZp0

Saturday, April 21, 2012 07:18:31 PM from foursquare

If sean isn't at hamachi, I'll be pissed

Saturday, April 21, 2012 06:35:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio is out drinking me right now. The fuck...

Saturday, April 21, 2012 05:47:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Heartland Brewery (New York, NY) w/ 13 others http://4sq.com/HRCyup

Saturday, April 21, 2012 05:09:59 PM from foursquare

@Colithika how about ya stop spamming my twitter feed with Tumblr photos?

Saturday, April 21, 2012 02:47:40 PM from Twitter for Android