@Onethirdof3x5 Never as bad as Preakness... Never as bad, homeskillet
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 08:44:07 PM from Twitter for Android
That time you have to piss so badly and a dude gets up from a table as you're walking to the bathroom and gets ahead of you... bs
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 08:04:49 PM from Twitter for Android
I double dare people to take me seriously Friday!
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 07:54:27 PM from Twitter for Android
So legit. Yankees. Rangers. My redheaded bartender is here. Ima steal her. Only if she agrees though.
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 07:47:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Barfly w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/JVF8kC
I'm at The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/IGUdsM
Sales team new hires are on a different level than other new hires
BANG BANG
we've got a winner on this train! Jesus!
Wednesday, May 02, 2012 08:10:46 AM from Twitter for Android
Bunch of pansies over at Google/Youtube for pulling that Kate Upton Cat Daddy video. Come on. That wasn't bad at all
If I don't see one more Kate Upton video in my newsfeed, I just might vom
I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me.
@dannyrob88 @BriBTC What the hell's he supposed to do, talk to you the whole 35 minutes? Guy's tired and wants to rest after work
"This company's life falls in Joe's hands" -Niraj
@Novellabella You're delusional. Jeter looks like an old bag. Doesn't age my ass... He was a child in the 90s