Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

The local assed train ...

Derick is Brooklyn and ghetto and legit.

Welp. Just took a piss in the women's room because there are no chicks here and the guy's room is too far. Cleaning lady called me out. HHHH

So original... Not like anyone in the office didn't already post this. http://t.co/0cgjciI

Natalia: "Remember. I don't represent Russia. I represent drunk people... Because all the Russians are drunk."

Lennon on Holograms: "If you ever have Justin Bieber do this thing with the Beatles, I'd fuckin kill myself"

OK it's like noon. Why didn't the keg arrive yet?

This backlit Alenware keyboard I have at work gets me mad street cred. So unnecessary. So awesome. Biddies be obsessin over it.

The smokes are out in full force tonight. Out of control

@nyJULZmd: blow me. @ky9: yeah... makes sense. I get where you're coming from

The 90s music at this bar... im obsessed. that's it. I'm giving up on life and becoming an alcoholic here

Kristin's masterpiece. http://t.co/CH8KLLo

This might actually be animal cruelty, which isn't cool. But hey. .. I mean.. dogs gotta go wild sometimes too, ya know?

This doggie at the bar is shitfaced right now. Dudes keep buying him shots.