I'm at Porterhouse Brewing Co (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/I8YGUt

Friday, April 06, 2012 07:28:40 PM from foursquare

fuck the yes network for not hiring jenny dell

Friday, April 06, 2012 06:33:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Dave Robertson.... God damn it. Stop sucking it if you want to ever replace Mo. I would've been gay for you but you have 2 men on 0 out. Smd

Friday, April 06, 2012 06:23:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Ah Jesus fucking Christ, CC

Friday, April 06, 2012 03:37:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

Opening day!

Friday, April 06, 2012 03:20:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo

Friday, April 06, 2012 02:45:41 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pink slime: "It's pink, therefore it's meat"

Friday, April 06, 2012 11:57:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Can't wait to crack a few cold ones and watch the Yankees at 3. In my office.

Friday, April 06, 2012 09:55:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Today is an absolute joke. No one's here, there's nothing to do. It's legit

Friday, April 06, 2012 09:54:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm sorry, but I'm the most interesting person you follow on Twitter. Well maybe not if you follow @DadBoner, but otherwise, I'm the illest.

Friday, April 06, 2012 12:44:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

kells bells

Friday, April 06, 2012 12:33:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

my socks have the Portfolioso logo on them. Haaaaa http://t.co/sNwyUVr

Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:51:13 PM from Twitter for Android

According to Elise, Jesus was stoned to death. Lawlz

Thursday, April 05, 2012 07:43:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Mad Hatter w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/HhzElP

Thursday, April 05, 2012 07:42:52 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Pretty Sure The Fucking 4 and 5 Trains Cut 12 Years off My Life http://bit.ly/HZsort

Thursday, April 05, 2012 04:51:13 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog