Controller just told me to send my invoices to Accounts Payable.. You mean we have a department for this now? #gettingbighere

Friday, May 04, 2012 03:43:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew @kelgoe @TaraCasanova Feliz Cuatro de Mayo.

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Friday, May 04, 2012 08:04:58 AM from Twitter for Android

The Galaxy S III looks sexy, but Samsung doesn't get it. Touchwiz sucks and they still used a halfassed camera and pentile display

Friday, May 04, 2012 01:16:40 AM from Twitter Web Client

Real bummed about Mo, you guys.

Friday, May 04, 2012 12:32:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

I'm about to CUNCEL DA SAESON on the Yankees...

Friday, May 04, 2012 12:21:10 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, looks like Dave Robertson is my new closer... I always had a gay for that guy

Friday, May 04, 2012 12:11:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Ah Jesus Christ. I honestly don't think we'll ever see Mo pitch again

Friday, May 04, 2012 12:10:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Meg L sounds so hot on the phone

Thursday, May 03, 2012 03:26:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

My twitter. Cray. I'm a cray.

Thursday, May 03, 2012 08:05:00 AM from Twitter for Android

At least my score's 69. yeah buddy get it

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:40:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

*choking. Fuckin grammar failure and a half tonight. Jesus

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:40:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Doing realllllll well in fantasy baseball this week, you guys... Where real well = chocking on a barrel of cocks: http://t.co/M3V5RmU

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:39:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bitch needs to get laid

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:38:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Just got an email.. VP of CE at my company is the first person in my life I've ever seen use the word impotent not in reference to a penis.

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:37:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

This British assed train conductor is also the conductor on the 8am train. Wtf.

Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:13:36 AM from Twitter for Android