Although as cold as it is, this ones smokin. Dibs.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:06:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Fahkin cold this morning.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:00:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Today's Google doodle blew my mind

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 02:10:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

WAT

Monday, April 23, 2012 09:44:48 PM from Twitter Web Client

Don't tell me that shit wasn't kicked in

Monday, April 23, 2012 09:41:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

@L8to89 kind of. Asshole.

Monday, April 23, 2012 08:45:40 PM from Twitter for Android

The piece of shit buggy Galaxy Nexus radio picks up signal just about as well as I picked up chicks in high school.

Monday, April 23, 2012 08:23:39 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Crocodile Lounge w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/IiWC7x

Monday, April 23, 2012 06:42:53 PM from foursquare

CAUGHT LOOKING so badly right now. HHHH

Monday, April 23, 2012 04:51:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just ousted Tara C. as the mayor of GramercyOne on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cl2EEH

Monday, April 23, 2012 01:23:48 PM from foursquare

So Aubrey... Are those things real?

Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:31:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Aubrey is an absolute moron on the celebrity apprentice. That being said, she's got some rack.

Sunday, April 22, 2012 10:01:41 PM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella bang bang bang. It'll get rid of that in two seconds. Hhh

Sunday, April 22, 2012 07:12:22 PM from Twitter for Android

"She wasn't gonna clean his ass for nothing..."

Sunday, April 22, 2012 06:54:29 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @Colithika: pirates of dark water is amazing

Sunday, April 22, 2012 06:01:36 PM from Twitter for Android