Christina's breakfast of champions! @ GramercyOne http://t.co/cdjGrBa

Wednesday, April 11, 2012 10:25:21 AM from Instagram

Look at me! I'm such a hipster now that Instagram is on Android. I can take artsy pics of things as simple a http://t.co/RlEcg5r

Wednesday, April 11, 2012 01:28:46 AM from Instagram

Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now."

Wednesday, April 11, 2012 01:01:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

This show is killing me.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Mama's boys of the Bronx is fuckin hysterical

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:08:07 PM from Twitter for Android

100% disagree with our VP of Marketing for throwing Android under the bus. He's like... Nah we have to wait for iPhone. Fuck that. tease it

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:45:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

I always get my way. VPs don't like my ideas? F that noise... I just get the COO to tell the VPs what I want. And enjoy #futureCTO

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 03:25:49 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm allergic to cloud servers

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 01:53:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 09:38:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

I must find Donald Trump's assistant Amanda and potato sack her.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:22:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd I will not fear your dog. Your dog is obsessed with me.

In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet

Monday, April 09, 2012 08:18:42 PM from Twitter for Android

Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser

Monday, April 09, 2012 07:12:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

I don't know how I feel about Facebook buying Instagram... Probably not good.

Monday, April 09, 2012 03:29:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k

Monday, April 09, 2012 01:11:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb

Monday, April 09, 2012 01:03:22 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog