Christina's breakfast of champions! @ GramercyOne http://t.co/cdjGrBa
Look at me! I'm such a hipster now that Instagram is on Android. I can take artsy pics of things as simple a http://t.co/RlEcg5r
Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now."
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 01:01:31 AM from Twitter Web Client
This show is killing me.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:18:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Mama's boys of the Bronx is fuckin hysterical
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 11:08:07 PM from Twitter for Android
100% disagree with our VP of Marketing for throwing Android under the bus. He's like... Nah we have to wait for iPhone. Fuck that. tease it
I always get my way. VPs don't like my ideas? F that noise... I just get the COO to tell the VPs what I want. And enjoy #futureCTO
I'm allergic to cloud servers
I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH
I must find Donald Trump's assistant Amanda and potato sack her.
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 12:22:02 AM from Twitter for Android
@nyJULZmd I will not fear your dog. Your dog is obsessed with me.
Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser
I don't know how I feel about Facebook buying Instagram... Probably not good.
Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k
New blog post: Bitches Have Some Nerve Emailing me 4.5MB MS Publisher Files http://t.co/DG31Gtb
Monday, April 09, 2012 01:03:22 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog