Just ripped ass so loudly accidentally on this train. Whoopsie

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 12:33:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh. And we have a private bar. Enjoyyyyy

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 11:37:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Niraj Is a bad added influence

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 11:36:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Boss Bar & Lounge (New York, Ny) http://4sq.com/IYvYRv

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:37:05 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Grammar Pet Peeve: People Who Use Most + [adjective]+est http://bit.ly/KL5lkr

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:06:06 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

I'm at Muk Eun Ji (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/IBpaet

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 07:35:22 PM from foursquare

What's the twitter rule if you tweet at someone who doesn't follow you but you're private. Can they still see it?

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 12:49:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

IT guy just downgraded my video card from a Radeon HD 4550 to a Radeon HD 2400 XT. The FUCK man?

Monday, May 07, 2012 04:36:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

This just scared the shit out of me. http://t.co/fpiuE42

Monday, May 07, 2012 11:02:40 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning? http://bit.ly/JX5YI4

Monday, May 07, 2012 10:29:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Lennon officially accused me of bruising her ass on Facebook and my boss replied "Oh My" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Monday, May 07, 2012 12:52:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: Was peepin' this babe named Sally Perez. Such a dynamite latina. Real generous in the caboose, lips, & chest beefer po ...

Sunday, May 06, 2012 11:33:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rhianna came on in Dunkins and it reminded me of the office shitshow.

Sunday, May 06, 2012 04:37:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd cum play

Sunday, May 06, 2012 03:01:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Never have I ever pissed in a cup on the train.. ... oh wait.....

Sunday, May 06, 2012 02:33:13 AM from Twitter for Android