@Novellabella lol. You know what u do when I'm third wheel out? I find a hottie and bang and tell them nuggs who didn't invite me to enjoy
Fioretti was like "fuck you and your tweet off" touche. Mad respect
"Yo you gotta kill that belly on you motherfucker"
@Frankalankster and @portfolioso in the same bar? We're gonna have a tweet off.
So yeah. My Twitter was relatively tame considering the ridic events of yesterday.
RT @ElBloombito: Feliz Cinco de Mayor to todos los Mexiquitos!
My. Head....
Who was that. And why was she such a cray?
I mean.... if some batshit crazy wants to make out with me on the train, i won't object.
@Novellabella stop being a mother fuckin pansy. If a married dude is staring at your tits then tell the dude ur awesome fuck off and enjoy
@nyJULZmd blow me slut
Little bit sloppy on the fuckin flip cup... I need to get my shit together,
I don't have enough swag for this shit. Can't compete. Bogus
MO!!!! "I'm coming back. Write it down in big letters. I'm not going out like this."
I didn't even start drinking yet, so this is a sober tweet but... I want to bang the new sales girl. So badly.