Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Motherfuckers need to drop dead... not on the subway. Drop dead somewhere the fuck else so you don't delay thousands of people.

The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba.

I swear this dude is my favorite. If I wasn't into women, I might have had to go gay.

I can't take this meeting seriously on the grounds that I would hook up with everyone here. Don't tell HR, people who follow me on here....

No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang?

Anyone else ever wear boxers that don't have a button and you're like hanging out all over the place? TMI?

Oh great. These fuckin occupy wall St hippies made it to Union Square

Wagner, stop biting your lip. Its driving me insane. It might make me do something that'll get me fired.

I know the fuckin guy 35 years, I'm gonna whack him for you?

Welp, looks like I confused Vietnamese and Thai. My b. Corrected myself before getting called out, like a boss.

This loud Asian screaming away on her phone is probably the sole reason why they invented quiet cars on this train.

Vietnamese food gave me some gas. Not cool I'm having a one on one security meeting with the VP of Engineering for over an hour...

I'm at Bennie's Thai (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/JvmMub

Would be nice if the cocksucker next to me didn't have the fuckin plague.