ANDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers
That my friends, is a certified milf. Son's 25 and she looks 25. Dibbbbbs
New blog post: Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal? http://bit.ly/JLysqX
Pretty sure my parents think I'm on drugs and am crazy.
So. Tired. Must. Sleep
Beer gives me the shits...
Before, I tweeted "hot. Can I get in on that?" No fuckin idea what I was talking about. Hhhhhh
Jesus. Still waiting at mother fuckin mcdonalds.
Fuck this guy.
Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit
Hot. Can I get in on that?
I just unlocked the "Triple Play" badge on @foursquare for checking in at baseball stadiums! Juuust a bit outside. http://4sq.com/KqJwJB
I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 378 others http://4sq.com/KqJuRH