Heading over to Facebook later to listen to @patmeenan talk about web performance measurement

Wednesday, April 18, 2012 03:09:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Give this fucking kid an ambien

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 07:01:20 PM from Twitter for Android

See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4"

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:59:44 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm going to murder this child

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:58:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:48:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Just want to listen to dope jams right now. Just sick tunes.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 01:34:12 PM from Twitter Web Client

@__JLu @GadsdenMarc Believe it or not, Joomla is a lot worse...

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Monday, April 16, 2012 11:47:59 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT.

Monday, April 16, 2012 09:21:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface

Monday, April 16, 2012 07:43:39 PM from Twitter Web Client

This Phil's Steaks girl is ridiculous right now.

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:38:28 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm fat... (@ Phil's Steaks) http://4sq.com/HMULg7

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:31:41 PM from foursquare

I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! http://4sq.com/J5lMtC

Monday, April 16, 2012 11:20:23 AM from foursquare

Pretty sure I can launch the space shuttle with this coffee they brewed this morning.

Monday, April 16, 2012 10:21:34 AM from Twitter Web Client

All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train.

Monday, April 16, 2012 08:09:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I can draw pimp assed unicorns: http://t.co/ZLPh0oS

Monday, April 16, 2012 01:36:27 AM from Twitter for Android