Heading over to Facebook later to listen to @patmeenan talk about web performance measurement
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 03:09:07 PM from Twitter Web Client
Give this fucking kid an ambien
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 07:01:20 PM from Twitter for Android
See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4"
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:59:44 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm going to murder this child
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:58:15 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window
Tuesday, April 17, 2012 06:48:51 PM from Twitter for Android
Just want to listen to dope jams right now. Just sick tunes.
@__JLu @GadsdenMarc Believe it or not, Joomla is a lot worse...
@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT.
I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface
This Phil's Steaks girl is ridiculous right now.
I'm fat... (@ Phil's Steaks) http://4sq.com/HMULg7
I just unlocked the “4sqDay 2012” badge on @foursquare! Cupcakes and crowns for all! http://4sq.com/J5lMtC
Pretty sure I can launch the space shuttle with this coffee they brewed this morning.
All these cocksuckers need to go back on vacation. No seats on this bitch ass train.
I can draw pimp assed unicorns: http://t.co/ZLPh0oS