sluttface
My video card "broke" Got a brand new one. This is what you get for downgrading me, sir.
@Frankalankster No reason why @VtotheFlo should be blocked b/c she only tweets about Fairfield Girl Problems. My tweets would get me fired
It's scary that there are no #kellyomealiatweets during this game.. You there?
Wags is hit or miss. SPOT on today. Like super bangable
IFassholes waste your entire morning, just kick back, stare at the hot new office manager and eat Grandma's chicken cutlet sangwich. WINNING
This dumb motherfucker...
Is that the new office manager? Who is this> I need deets.
Dan WOULD hire her. The minute she interviewed with him I was like... Her hotness got her the job.
Welp, looks like we hired that absolute bombshell who caught me looking twice during her interview when I was getting a cup of coffee. hhhhh
@VtotheFlo Yeah, the first time I told him about it, he thought I was crazy. Idk
Found this in a bar bathroom in Brooklyn... http://t.co/oxYQtCc
@Frankalankster rain check for what?
Just posted a photo http://t.co/6xZxqbT
New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k