These beers are going down way too slow you guys
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:33:26 PM from Twitter for Android
@kellyomealia by bad... you mean completely awesome, right.
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:29:38 PM from Twitter for Android
@Novellabella call the waaaambulance! Wahh no 4 or 5 trains!
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:24:25 PM from Twitter for Android
@kerbear88 @kellyomealia come on, you guys. I mean I know my tweets are ridiculous, but are they really that ridiculous?
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:08:05 PM from Twitter for Android
Is this chick fat or preggo? Can't tell. My judgment is off tonight.
Saturday, April 21, 2012 09:00:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Debating if this chick is a lesbian or not. I mean. She's with a chick who's a dude, but shes cute and doesn't seem like one.
Saturday, April 21, 2012 08:15:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Netta, get your ass back from cali (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/JwdZp0
If sean isn't at hamachi, I'll be pissed
Saturday, April 21, 2012 06:35:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@RockNationRadio is out drinking me right now. The fuck...
Saturday, April 21, 2012 05:47:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Heartland Brewery (New York, NY) w/ 13 others http://4sq.com/HRCyup
@Colithika how about ya stop spamming my twitter feed with Tumblr photos?
Saturday, April 21, 2012 02:47:40 PM from Twitter for Android
The local assed train ...
Saturday, April 21, 2012 02:26:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Derick is Brooklyn and ghetto and legit.
Welp. Just took a piss in the women's room because there are no chicks here and the guy's room is too far. Cleaning lady called me out. HHHH
So original... Not like anyone in the office didn't already post this. http://t.co/0cgjciI