I'm at Iron Horse Tavern (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/KZQm93
Would you like a beer with that foam? http://t.co/2VGfdzF
So Accounts Payable is a person now? http://t.co/Xh2094b
ok who's doin lines of coke off the new countertop? TK was the last one in the kitchen
Just wanted to point out that the chick in the FB timeline photon in Joe's Deluxe Spa is bangin: https://t.co/LxPWkpL
"you know what joe.. i just remembed last night this girl asked you to kiss her on the lips and you was like No" HA
Coffee bag exploded all over me. Obviously, when people were looking. WOOF
I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates?
New blog post: More Flawless Logic (Verified by D-Porpz) http://bit.ly/JnZ1y2
Ah mother fucker. My twitter is ridiculous again
@nyJULZmd yes it is... so to reconcile that, we should bang.
Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it.
I'd bang this bitch in fishnets, but she might need some brown baggin
@VtotheFlo motherfuckin right I hate slow bullshit.
@nyJULZmd *wish I had gone... not went. Grammar, ya joker