Fuck yaself. So special.
Nips are so sore, motherfuckers
Elise...fucking ow.. http://instagr.am/p/Ky0XjppBeP/
I know gio's got that ass instead of me. The fact i can make a motherfuker jealous means im better.
Fuckin a Elise. If you're gonna bang gio, you're not allowed to bite my nipple
Nah. Ya don't.
Yes bartender. You get it. If you put ice down my hairy assed Italian chest every woman wants, you get a better tip
RT @DadBoner: Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.
@Novellabella obviously because I'm not there . Duh
My boss is the best human ever. When I'm a manager, I wish I was as cool as him. He's the definition of what to do right in business school.
My coworker wore this to work. What a baller. http://t.co/L4DET7r mad fuckin swag. Stud central station.
@dannyrob88 yes iron horse
Useless motherfuckers
I may or may not have to swing on the bar with Elise. Again.
Natalia: "you don't make Russian girls do something. They make you do something"