I'm at Muk Eun Ji (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/IBpaet

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 07:35:22 PM from foursquare

What's the twitter rule if you tweet at someone who doesn't follow you but you're private. Can they still see it?

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 12:49:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

IT guy just downgraded my video card from a Radeon HD 4550 to a Radeon HD 2400 XT. The FUCK man?

Monday, May 07, 2012 04:36:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

This just scared the shit out of me. http://t.co/fpiuE42

Monday, May 07, 2012 11:02:40 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: How Unlucky Do You Have to Be To Get Struck In the Balls By Lightning? http://bit.ly/JX5YI4

Monday, May 07, 2012 10:29:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Lennon officially accused me of bruising her ass on Facebook and my boss replied "Oh My" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Monday, May 07, 2012 12:52:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: Was peepin' this babe named Sally Perez. Such a dynamite latina. Real generous in the caboose, lips, & chest beefer po ...

Sunday, May 06, 2012 11:33:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Rhianna came on in Dunkins and it reminded me of the office shitshow.

Sunday, May 06, 2012 04:37:16 PM from Twitter for Android

@nyJULZmd cum play

Sunday, May 06, 2012 03:01:36 AM from Twitter for Android

Never have I ever pissed in a cup on the train.. ... oh wait.....

Sunday, May 06, 2012 02:33:13 AM from Twitter for Android

@Novellabella lol. You know what u do when I'm third wheel out? I find a hottie and bang and tell them nuggs who didn't invite me to enjoy

In reply to @Novellabella's tweet

Sunday, May 06, 2012 02:16:25 AM from Twitter for Android

Fioretti was like "fuck you and your tweet off" touche. Mad respect

Saturday, May 05, 2012 11:17:37 PM from Twitter for Android

"Yo you gotta kill that belly on you motherfucker"

Saturday, May 05, 2012 11:09:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@Frankalankster and @portfolioso in the same bar? We're gonna have a tweet off.

Saturday, May 05, 2012 11:02:26 PM from Twitter for Android

So yeah. My Twitter was relatively tame considering the ridic events of yesterday.

Saturday, May 05, 2012 01:27:14 PM from Twitter Web Client