Welp, looks like Dave Robertson is my new closer... I always had a gay for that guy
Ah Jesus Christ. I honestly don't think we'll ever see Mo pitch again
Meg L sounds so hot on the phone
My twitter. Cray. I'm a cray.
At least my score's 69. yeah buddy get it
*choking. Fuckin grammar failure and a half tonight. Jesus
Doing realllllll well in fantasy baseball this week, you guys... Where real well = chocking on a barrel of cocks: http://t.co/M3V5RmU
Bitch needs to get laid
Just got an email.. VP of CE at my company is the first person in my life I've ever seen use the word impotent not in reference to a penis.
This British assed train conductor is also the conductor on the 8am train. Wtf.
Yes, I re-tweeted myself because I'm a cocky, arrogant prick. Don't like it? Blow me.
RT @portfolioso unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss
@ShavingFoams no kidding. I went to college once. I was always on the failure side of drunk.
@ShavingFoams unlike other jokers I hear about, whiskey dick does not happen to me bc I'm a mother fuckin boss.
That time you're obsessed with the bartender and you know she looks innocent but really isnt/a freak but she can't be single bc she's so hot