Why do all homeless motherfuckers smell the same degree of nasty?
I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KdrOri
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JPhVkm
@Barnes_S_nobles @kerbear88 Never awkward for me. My boss just laughs.
@Novellabella It's because a 4G iPhone is coming out next and Verizon does not want those people to get unlimited data
I almost walked straight into my boss because I was too busy looking the other way staring at the sales girl. #creeper #awkward
The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers
If ya didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If ya did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out!
What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy.
ABSOLUTE SMOKESTACK. bang bang
Bro, cut your nails. you're nasty
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 08:06:50 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Dave Grohl Is a Motherfuckin BOSS http://bit.ly/KviOQE
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 02:06:04 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
What's this bullshit my internet is out. Fios never goes out. Bunch of bullshit.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 12:31:20 AM from Twitter for Android
@smstemp oops. Sorry.
@VtotheFlo You're at a bar alone and watching the Mets. The fucks wrong with you? Why would you ever watch the Mets?