Lennon on Holograms: "If you ever have Justin Bieber do this thing with the Beatles, I'd fuckin kill myself"
OK it's like noon. Why didn't the keg arrive yet?
This backlit Alenware keyboard I have at work gets me mad street cred. So unnecessary. So awesome. Biddies be obsessin over it.
@ShavingFoams @Novellabella TOUCHE
The smokes are out in full force tonight. Out of control
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:52:40 PM from Twitter for Android
@nyJULZmd: blow me. @ky9: yeah... makes sense. I get where you're coming from
Thursday, April 19, 2012 10:24:21 PM from Twitter for Android
The 90s music at this bar... im obsessed. that's it. I'm giving up on life and becoming an alcoholic here
Thursday, April 19, 2012 09:16:18 PM from Twitter for Android
Kristin's masterpiece. http://t.co/CH8KLLo
This might actually be animal cruelty, which isn't cool. But hey. .. I mean.. dogs gotta go wild sometimes too, ya know?
Thursday, April 19, 2012 08:30:03 PM from Twitter for Android
This doggie at the bar is shitfaced right now. Dudes keep buying him shots.
Thursday, April 19, 2012 08:29:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Seriously, who would eat bar peanuts. People like spit in their hands, sneeze, wipe their asses. Then grab some. Nast
Thursday, April 19, 2012 08:13:28 PM from Twitter for Android
It just took me like 20 minutes to get my WiFi working on my old server. The F
Thursday, April 19, 2012 02:45:28 AM from Twitter Web Client
I'm at Facebook NYC (New York, NY) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/J5Ihgb
Yup.. Just searched our error log for "nudes" (to look for a spambot attack, you sick fucks)
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 05:42:34 PM from Twitter Web Client
@__JLu remember when @kevinrose was awesome with the dark tip on the screen savers? Then he turned into an apple fan boy working for google
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 03:32:58 PM from Twitter for Android