Drives me FUCKING crazy when I can hear people's earbuds from far away. Namely, my coworker in the next cube and people on the subway. STFU
New blog post: Fuck Verizon Wireless For Not Updating My Galaxy Nexus http://bit.ly/LsBCCB
@VtotheFlo @KeriAHarrison see.. she actually didn't bring me home. I got thrown out. Her loss.
@Frankalankster Dude, don't date mistakes.... Just kick them out the next morning.
While looking at the 2012 high school yearbook: "wow. I remember when these fuckers were in diapers. Our lives are over."
Crayzeesheep: "Hey Danny, let's go operate heavy machinery right now"
Yeah yeah yeah enough with all that bullshit
View from the Ritz http://t.co/1kY0Y9d
I'm at 42 The Restaurant (White Plains, NY) http://4sq.com/Jsf7wl
RT @maljnew Feel like I could throw up a thousand beers you guys.
Counting how many fuckable girls there are on this train. Probs a million, you guys.
Actually. Fuck these guys sayin I'm soft. I'll beat the fuck outta them
Gotta drop 20 bc I'm a fat fuck. Or stay the same and keep muscle. Fuck off.
Welp.. thought I had some guns but these motherfuckers said I'm soft. Gotta work out I guess. This is bullshit