No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang?

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 04:56:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

Anyone else ever wear boxers that don't have a button and you're like hanging out all over the place? TMI?

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 04:37:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @RepRonPaul: Oppose CISPA! http://t.co/u2oCXvyr

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 04:34:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh great. These fuckin occupy wall St hippies made it to Union Square

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 02:52:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Wagner, stop biting your lip. Its driving me insane. It might make me do something that'll get me fired.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 11:45:42 AM from Twitter for Android

I know the fuckin guy 35 years, I'm gonna whack him for you?

Wednesday, April 25, 2012 12:34:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp, looks like I confused Vietnamese and Thai. My b. Corrected myself before getting called out, like a boss.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:00:59 PM from Twitter for Android

This loud Asian screaming away on her phone is probably the sole reason why they invented quiet cars on this train.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 07:18:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Vietnamese food gave me some gas. Not cool I'm having a one on one security meeting with the VP of Engineering for over an hour...

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 04:12:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Bennie's Thai (New York, NY) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/JvmMub

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 12:39:04 PM from foursquare

Would be nice if the cocksucker next to me didn't have the fuckin plague.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:11:17 AM from Twitter for Android

Although as cold as it is, this ones smokin. Dibs.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:06:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Fahkin cold this morning.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 08:00:30 AM from Twitter for Android

Today's Google doodle blew my mind

Tuesday, April 24, 2012 02:10:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

WAT

Monday, April 23, 2012 09:44:48 PM from Twitter Web Client