Ah jesus fuckin christ Dave Robertson. I'm no longer gay for you. This is why we need Mo in the 9th. Go back to the 8th

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:17:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really lookin forward to leaving work at 1, drinking, then going to the Yankee game tomorrow, you guys

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:07:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bunch of dumb motherfuckers here at the MTA. Whose asinine idea was it to unload a full train and load two others on adjacent tracks?

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 06:55:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Union Square Greenmarket (New York, NY) w/ 14 others http://4sq.com/KFOvsM

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 04:14:21 PM from foursquare

To hell with Nurses week. We need Brogrammer week: http://t.co/hB5e26H

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:38:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

Also, for some reason I'd like to give a random shout out to Mike Starr

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:01:27 AM from Twitter Web Client

Celebrate nurses week: Bang a nurse.

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:00:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Who's the dick that broke the build

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 09:13:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin muggy, rainy nasty and 7 million degrees. Sweating balls. This is disgusting. Crank the AC in this bitch

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 08:24:59 AM from Twitter for Android

That's one angry looking mother fucker on this train

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 01:12:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Just ripped ass so loudly accidentally on this train. Whoopsie

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 12:33:15 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh. And we have a private bar. Enjoyyyyy

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 11:37:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Niraj Is a bad added influence

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 11:36:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Boss Bar & Lounge (New York, Ny) http://4sq.com/IYvYRv

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:37:05 PM from foursquare

New blog post: Grammar Pet Peeve: People Who Use Most + [adjective]+est http://bit.ly/KL5lkr

Tuesday, May 08, 2012 10:06:06 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog