From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin!
"You know you're a lying, lowlife motherfucking gambling degenerate prick. You know that's what you are?"
There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it.
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now!
"Just anudda fat fuck walkin' out of a casino with a suitcase"
Welp, Casino is on Encore at 5PM. I know what I'm doing. One of my all time favs. De Niro, Joe Pesce... Scorsese film. Unreal.
Such a man crush on Dave Robertson.
Chart of my tweet ridiculousness in relation to blood alcohol content: http://t.co/TWBECgu
Clam Jam was this weekend? Just realized this now. I feel old.
Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests.
Today is a lounging in the sun type of day
Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:08:47 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu Google's going to shit
Saturday, April 28, 2012 03:04:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
New blog post: UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace http://bit.ly/JssPNP
Saturday, April 28, 2012 03:03:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there
Saturday, April 28, 2012 02:30:11 AM from Twitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: I'm outta here. Weekend don't start 'til you flip work the bird and pull outta the parkin' lot on Friday. Math lesson: My ...