Yep... got thrown outta the bar tonight mother fuckers.

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:52:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shea like so tiny she doesn't even count.

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:35:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@ivankatrump is a certified milf

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:34:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Also I'm gonna fuck Kristen on the swung at the bar next week at our bday party

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Also Christina is my favorite lesbian

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:33:15 PM from Twitter for Android

Nah man you don't have to worry... Niraj:" I'm the HR"

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:32:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Irish American (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JghcWY

Thursday, May 24, 2012 07:50:00 PM from foursquare

I'm obsessed with this neon girl silhouette on the music machine thing at the bar

Thursday, May 24, 2012 06:55:10 PM from Twitter for Android

Netta (@ The Watering Hole w/ @maljnew) http://4sq.com/JWhR6a

Thursday, May 24, 2012 06:42:37 PM from foursquare

jay shut the fuck up, I have code to roll. Stop chit chattin

Thursday, May 24, 2012 05:42:05 PM from Twitter Web Client

This: http://t.co/QzTXRl7

Thursday, May 24, 2012 04:29:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

Loco D'reets (@ Taco Bell) http://4sq.com/KuhXPK

Thursday, May 24, 2012 02:59:15 PM from foursquare

Whoa. The ass on this one.

Thursday, May 24, 2012 02:57:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Pretty sure I'd do very questionable things in exchange for getting rid of this eye twitch.

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:29:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

PS, Winnie the Pooh is a mo'fuggin boss: http://t.co/FnwRSoA

Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:13:31 PM from Twitter Web Client