IFassholes waste your entire morning, just kick back, stare at the hot new office manager and eat Grandma's chicken cutlet sangwich. WINNING

Monday, May 14, 2012 12:34:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

This dumb motherfucker...

Monday, May 14, 2012 12:24:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

Is that the new office manager? Who is this> I need deets.

Monday, May 14, 2012 09:33:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dan WOULD hire her. The minute she interviewed with him I was like... Her hotness got her the job.

Monday, May 14, 2012 09:23:36 AM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, looks like we hired that absolute bombshell who caught me looking twice during her interview when I was getting a cup of coffee. hhhhh

Monday, May 14, 2012 09:22:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

@VtotheFlo Yeah, the first time I told him about it, he thought I was crazy. Idk

In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet

Sunday, May 13, 2012 09:43:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Found this in a bar bathroom in Brooklyn... http://t.co/oxYQtCc

Sunday, May 13, 2012 08:59:09 PM from Instagram

@Frankalankster rain check for what?

In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet

Sunday, May 13, 2012 08:32:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Just posted a photo http://t.co/6xZxqbT

Sunday, May 13, 2012 04:51:10 PM from Instagram

New blog post: Idiotic, Hipster Apple Fanboy Scientists Think Siri Can Cure Cancer http://bit.ly/LFP56k

Sunday, May 13, 2012 04:21:34 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

ANDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Sunday, May 13, 2012 01:14:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy Mother's Day, all you mothers

Sunday, May 13, 2012 12:57:41 PM from Twitter for Android

That my friends, is a certified milf. Son's 25 and she looks 25. Dibbbbbs

Sunday, May 13, 2012 11:44:52 AM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Why Would Anyone EVER Waste Money Studying Water on Cereal? http://bit.ly/JLysqX

Sunday, May 13, 2012 10:55:16 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@kellyomealia #kellyomealiatweets #NYR

Saturday, May 12, 2012 09:57:21 PM from Twitter Web Client