From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin!

Sunday, April 29, 2012 06:11:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

"You know you're a lying, lowlife motherfucking gambling degenerate prick. You know that's what you are?"

Sunday, April 29, 2012 06:06:24 PM from Twitter Web Client

There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 05:59:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now!

Sunday, April 29, 2012 05:54:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

"Just anudda fat fuck walkin' out of a casino with a suitcase"

Sunday, April 29, 2012 05:08:44 PM from Twitter Web Client

Welp, Casino is on Encore at 5PM. I know what I'm doing. One of my all time favs. De Niro, Joe Pesce... Scorsese film. Unreal.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 04:30:36 PM from Twitter for Android

Such a man crush on Dave Robertson.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 04:20:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Chart of my tweet ridiculousness in relation to blood alcohol content: http://t.co/TWBECgu

Sunday, April 29, 2012 03:44:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

Clam Jam was this weekend? Just realized this now. I feel old.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 02:28:18 AM from Twitter Web Client

Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests.

Sunday, April 29, 2012 02:23:42 AM from Twitter Web Client

Today is a lounging in the sun type of day

Saturday, April 28, 2012 12:08:47 PM from Twitter for Android

@__JLu Google's going to shit

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

Saturday, April 28, 2012 03:04:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: UI Idiots at Google Love Ugly Assed Whitespace http://bit.ly/JssPNP

Saturday, April 28, 2012 03:03:14 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there

Saturday, April 28, 2012 02:30:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: I'm outta here. Weekend don't start 'til you flip work the bird and pull outta the parkin' lot on Friday. Math lesson: My ...

Friday, April 27, 2012 08:51:24 PM from Twitter for Android