Lessard: "I can't wait until I go to the retirement home with you fuckers. We'll play beer pong in the bingo hall"
Cleary to chicks: "I like when you pull tape off my skin"
Ya know what... you motherfuckers can shut me out in beer pong but I'm getting laid tonight. So I win.
@ShavingFoams sinking cups. Banging sluts
I'm the best beer pong loser ever. I always lose after a 3 cup death match run. And miss the last cup by a millimeter. This is bullshit
I'm at Chick-fil-A (Parkville, MD) http://4sq.com/JW4zpz
This is bullshit. I just lost like 3 games of beer pong
TC: whatever swings your swing...
Jersey Turnpike smells delicious right now. Lessard thought I farted, opened the window and it got worse.
I'm at SBC Restaurant & Brewery (Southport, CT) http://4sq.com/LkhFM8
Piece of shit new haven line. I think this antique train just broke down.
You know how to train a kid to shut up? A taser.
I don't get how a 5 year old can make continuous grunting, screeching and whining noises for 45 minutes
Seriously. Someone give this fuckin kid an ambien. And give the parents a bat to the head for being shitty at raising this kid.
This fuckin kid in this train needs to shut the fuck up. Lousy parents.