"you know what joe.. i just remembed last night this girl asked you to kiss her on the lips and you was like No" HA
Coffee bag exploded all over me. Obviously, when people were looking. WOOF
I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates?
New blog post: More Flawless Logic (Verified by D-Porpz) http://bit.ly/JnZ1y2
Ah mother fucker. My twitter is ridiculous again
@nyJULZmd yes it is... so to reconcile that, we should bang.
Also, Elise's ass is good but Idk. Like... I refrained from slapping it on cinco for mad respect, but she knows she likes it.
I'd bang this bitch in fishnets, but she might need some brown baggin
@VtotheFlo motherfuckin right I hate slow bullshit.
@nyJULZmd *wish I had gone... not went. Grammar, ya joker
Why do all homeless motherfuckers smell the same degree of nasty?
I'm at Second on Second Karaoke Bar w/ @maljnew http://4sq.com/KdrOri
I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JPhVkm
@Barnes_S_nobles @kerbear88 Never awkward for me. My boss just laughs.
@Novellabella It's because a 4G iPhone is coming out next and Verizon does not want those people to get unlimited data