While looking at the 2012 high school yearbook: "wow. I remember when these fuckers were in diapers. Our lives are over."

Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:09:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Crayzeesheep: "Hey Danny, let's go operate heavy machinery right now"

Sunday, May 20, 2012 12:00:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Yeah yeah yeah enough with all that bullshit

Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:27:44 PM from Twitter for Android

View from the Ritz http://t.co/1kY0Y9d

Saturday, May 19, 2012 07:41:18 PM from Instagram

I'm at 42 The Restaurant (White Plains, NY) http://4sq.com/Jsf7wl

Saturday, May 19, 2012 05:48:26 PM from foursquare

RT @maljnew Feel like I could throw up a thousand beers you guys.

Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:18:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Counting how many fuckable girls there are on this train. Probs a million, you guys.

Saturday, May 19, 2012 01:40:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Actually. Fuck these guys sayin I'm soft. I'll beat the fuck outta them

Saturday, May 19, 2012 01:07:58 AM from Twitter for Android

Gotta drop 20 bc I'm a fat fuck. Or stay the same and keep muscle. Fuck off.

Saturday, May 19, 2012 01:05:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Welp.. thought I had some guns but these motherfuckers said I'm soft. Gotta work out I guess. This is bullshit

Saturday, May 19, 2012 01:04:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck yaself. So special.

Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:47:19 AM from Twitter for Android

Nips are so sore, motherfuckers

Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:33:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Elise...fucking ow.. http://instagr.am/p/Ky0XjppBeP/

Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:00:47 AM from Instagram

I know gio's got that ass instead of me. The fact i can make a motherfuker jealous means im better.

Friday, May 18, 2012 11:23:58 PM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin a Elise. If you're gonna bang gio, you're not allowed to bite my nipple

Friday, May 18, 2012 11:06:00 PM from Twitter for Android