Zazu.. the ultimate cockblock.
I'm pretty sure the Lion King on Blu Ray is the most amazing thing I've seen since I was a child.
I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie.
Simmons. If you don't put on Lion King I swear to God.
James Simon: I'll restore your website to its former, award-winning glory for 15 bucks.
@mirrorfairfield fucking sucks. Thanks for bastardizing the website Kaela. So legit you graduated. Is that joker Alex there? Fuck that guy.
Foursquare told me I was at bars 5 days in a row, you guys. I went to the bar Wednesday? Don't remember. This may be a problem.
I'm at Charles Village Pub (Towson, MD) http://4sq.com/JvQNJQ
The goose goes down real smooth, you guys
Country songs mainly involve drinking and trucks"
Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit?
Bring some fresh cutlets back here...
From the tourney... http://t.co/t9eVrCX
"Joe... What do you like better? A Nigerian or an Ethiopian?"
Not to sound like a woman, but angry orchard cider is actually really good.