@Novellabella stop being a mother fuckin pansy. If a married dude is staring at your tits then tell the dude ur awesome fuck off and enjoy
@nyJULZmd blow me slut
Little bit sloppy on the fuckin flip cup... I need to get my shit together,
I don't have enough swag for this shit. Can't compete. Bogus
MO!!!! "I'm coming back. Write it down in big letters. I'm not going out like this."
I didn't even start drinking yet, so this is a sober tweet but... I want to bang the new sales girl. So badly.
Controller just told me to send my invoices to Accounts Payable.. You mean we have a department for this now? #gettingbighere
@MalJNew @kelgoe @TaraCasanova Feliz Cuatro de Mayo.
The Galaxy S III looks sexy, but Samsung doesn't get it. Touchwiz sucks and they still used a halfassed camera and pentile display
Real bummed about Mo, you guys.
I'm about to CUNCEL DA SAESON on the Yankees...
Welp, looks like Dave Robertson is my new closer... I always had a gay for that guy
Ah Jesus Christ. I honestly don't think we'll ever see Mo pitch again
Meg L sounds so hot on the phone
My twitter. Cray. I'm a cray.