While looking at the 2012 high school yearbook: "wow. I remember when these fuckers were in diapers. Our lives are over."
Crayzeesheep: "Hey Danny, let's go operate heavy machinery right now"
Yeah yeah yeah enough with all that bullshit
View from the Ritz http://t.co/1kY0Y9d
I'm at 42 The Restaurant (White Plains, NY) http://4sq.com/Jsf7wl
RT @maljnew Feel like I could throw up a thousand beers you guys.
Counting how many fuckable girls there are on this train. Probs a million, you guys.
Actually. Fuck these guys sayin I'm soft. I'll beat the fuck outta them
Gotta drop 20 bc I'm a fat fuck. Or stay the same and keep muscle. Fuck off.
Welp.. thought I had some guns but these motherfuckers said I'm soft. Gotta work out I guess. This is bullshit
Fuck yaself. So special.
Nips are so sore, motherfuckers
Elise...fucking ow.. http://instagr.am/p/Ky0XjppBeP/
I know gio's got that ass instead of me. The fact i can make a motherfuker jealous means im better.
Fuckin a Elise. If you're gonna bang gio, you're not allowed to bite my nipple