New Blog post: If you die preaching because you get bitten by a poisonous snake and think god will save you, then... http://t.co/FFgaStq

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:17:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

New Blog Post: If you die preaching because you get bitten by a poisonous snake and think god will save you, then... http://t.co/iHtpQpK

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:15:50 PM from Twitter Web Client

What's this dog show on CBS? I'd bang the shit out of these dog owner babes

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 08:34:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Crushin some G&Ts. Gotta use the Bombay Saph, you guys or else it'll suck

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 07:46:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

RT @DadBoner: If I worked at The Bell, I'd call it, "The Beefer D'reet Bureet" and sell like a million in 5 minutes. But, no one asked m ...

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 06:52:27 PM from Twitter for Android

@Colithika Pick me! Pick me!

In reply to @Colithika's tweet

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 02:00:19 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: CUNCEL DA ELECTION http://bit.ly/Ku3Lr3

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 01:59:27 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

specifically, fuck strtotime()

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:55:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Why is working with date/time in php a mother fucking pain in the ass?

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 12:54:04 AM from Twitter Web Client

And the project manager suggested that she locks herself in a room with me to get more work done. So legit

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 06:04:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

I love this office. The COO required us all to kick the keg on the grounds that he wanted to change it so it's full again.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 06:03:28 PM from Twitter Web Client

Pretty sure our building fire alarm system runs on Windows 3.1 The fire alarm is the exact Windows 3.1 ding sound: http://t.co/T0mv8qK

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 11:02:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

"What happened to my smoketest?!?!" Cisco: "You smoked it"

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 09:38:44 AM from Twitter Web Client

Couldn't keep my eyes off this hottie on the train.... AKA my reflection in the window. True story, you guys. I stared at how awesome I look

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 09:18:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yeahhh...

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 08:18:32 AM from Twitter for Android