Shameer sez: JOE THE BRO IN THE KNOW WITH ALL THE HOES HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DUDE!!!!

Friday, June 01, 2012 05:28:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at Red Mango (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JZ7Kcn

Friday, June 01, 2012 04:16:50 PM from foursquare

ManningCat is pleased http://t.co/1sHABCC

Friday, June 01, 2012 03:21:59 PM from Instagram

RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: 1 million monkey hit random key for 1 million year can able generate Hamlet but not internal Wiki documentation.

Friday, June 01, 2012 01:46:07 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really lookin forward to getting thrown out of the bar tonight, you guys.

Friday, June 01, 2012 01:45:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm at O'Hara's Restaurant & Pub (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/JRZtLO

Friday, June 01, 2012 12:26:56 PM from foursquare

New blog post: On This Day In History http://bit.ly/KQR4oj

Friday, June 01, 2012 10:20:55 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Son of a bitch... http://t.co/EGwVtXe

Friday, June 01, 2012 10:06:53 AM from Instagram

@Onethirdof3x5 Lennon never showed up foo. As I predicted. That's why I called her out. Creeper

Thursday, May 31, 2012 08:30:32 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm gonna leave before Lennon gets here (@ The Watering Hole) http://4sq.com/L6GkEY

Thursday, May 31, 2012 06:50:25 PM from foursquare

RT @Colithika: life sucks when you get older

Thursday, May 31, 2012 05:24:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Oh I'm going to shake a bitch. So the 100% CPU issue happened because our location IDs went over 10000 and we only handle 9999. Inf Loops!

Thursday, May 31, 2012 05:05:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

Should change my title to "Dedicated IIS Restarting Bitch" because our programmers write shitty code that crashes IIS nonstop. FML

Thursday, May 31, 2012 03:29:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Bunch of Ballers over at Verizon: 300MBPS FiOS? JEEZ http://bit.ly/JvtZVG

Thursday, May 31, 2012 01:27:54 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Just posted a photo http://t.co/zqoj3ul

Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:22:04 PM from Instagram