Dranj an Arrogant Bastard tonight, you guys. Maybe that's why I got tossed....

Friday, May 25, 2012 02:19:49 AM from Twitter for Android

@ShavingFoams happy birthday. Or day after your birthday. Or some shit. Idk I'm hammered and got tossed from the bar. Lol

In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet

Friday, May 25, 2012 02:17:27 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm. Mother fuckin mess

Friday, May 25, 2012 02:16:07 AM from Twitter for Android

Also, I learned tonight that no motherfucker is real. Everyone is full of shit. So why even bother

Friday, May 25, 2012 01:19:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Welcome to the United States, Mother Fuckers http://t.co/rfJ0yGA

Friday, May 25, 2012 01:17:25 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Also, why isn't @MalJNew answering her fuckin phone? stop banging motherfuckers and talk t to me

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

None of you mother fuckers cut me off. Cocksuckers. This is a lesson

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Niraj paid for all that shit fuckers. So I crumbled up dollar bills , threw them in her fuckin face and walked out. Fuckin cunt

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:56:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin whatever... bartender thought I was crazy. She should see me last and or next week. Pieces of shit

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:55:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is all a bunch of bullshit. I wasn't even doing anything wrong. Just standing in the corner talking to my coworkers.

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:53:20 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yep... got thrown outta the bar tonight mother fuckers.

Friday, May 25, 2012 12:52:26 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shea like so tiny she doesn't even count.

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:35:03 PM from Twitter for Android

@ivankatrump is a certified milf

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:34:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Also I'm gonna fuck Kristen on the swung at the bar next week at our bday party

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Also Christina is my favorite lesbian

Thursday, May 24, 2012 09:33:15 PM from Twitter for Android