Jesus. Still waiting at mother fuckin mcdonalds.

Friday, May 11, 2012 01:02:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuck this guy.

Friday, May 11, 2012 12:59:06 AM from Twitter for Android

Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit

Friday, May 11, 2012 12:57:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Hot. Can I get in on that?

Thursday, May 10, 2012 08:06:05 PM from Twitter for Android

I just unlocked the "Triple Play" badge on @foursquare for checking in at baseball stadiums! Juuust a bit outside. http://4sq.com/KqJwJB

Thursday, May 10, 2012 07:22:03 PM from foursquare

I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 378 others http://4sq.com/KqJuRH

Thursday, May 10, 2012 07:22:03 PM from foursquare

I'm at Stan's Sports Bar (Bronx, NY) w/ 18 others http://4sq.com/ITWz6P

Thursday, May 10, 2012 06:52:55 PM from foursquare

I'm at The Watering Hole (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/J3sayC

Thursday, May 10, 2012 01:25:15 PM from foursquare

When I am not crushing some code, I grab a couple of brews and smash some bugs.

Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:49:33 PM from Twitter Web Client

Stat: Rivera blew three of his first six saves when became the Yankees closer in 1997

Thursday, May 10, 2012 01:32:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

Now I'm buddies with DTink. Shoulda done that earlier. He coulda put in a good word with that marketing intern last summer.

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 11:15:51 PM from Twitter Web Client

Ah jesus fuckin christ Dave Robertson. I'm no longer gay for you. This is why we need Mo in the 9th. Go back to the 8th

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:17:56 PM from Twitter Web Client

Really lookin forward to leaving work at 1, drinking, then going to the Yankee game tomorrow, you guys

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:07:23 PM from Twitter Web Client

Bunch of dumb motherfuckers here at the MTA. Whose asinine idea was it to unload a full train and load two others on adjacent tracks?

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 06:55:10 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm at Union Square Greenmarket (New York, NY) w/ 14 others http://4sq.com/KFOvsM

Wednesday, May 09, 2012 04:14:21 PM from foursquare