Pretty sure I'm here just so Simmons can take a piss (@ MaGerks Pub & Grill w/ 7 others) http://4sq.com/LpCUw0
Mad props to the dude with the "Ron Paul and drugs and rock and roll" shirt
I'm at The Stalking Horse Tavern (Baltimore, MD) w/ 8 others http://4sq.com/LyGEaA
There's an Asian at the bar with a slowpoke with a beer shirt. Legit
Also, no more room in my stomach for beer. Bogus
Guy. I'm fucking huge.
That is what I call a certified cockblock. Nothing to do with me though sob whatevs. Haha. But jeez
Mistah Bo http://t.co/LYdUsYb
I'm at Pickles Pub (Baltimore, MD) w/ 13 others http://4sq.com/MKCxeE
Just walking down gay St.
Lessard: "I can't wait until I go to the retirement home with you fuckers. We'll play beer pong in the bingo hall"
Cleary to chicks: "I like when you pull tape off my skin"
Ya know what... you motherfuckers can shut me out in beer pong but I'm getting laid tonight. So I win.
@ShavingFoams sinking cups. Banging sluts
I'm the best beer pong loser ever. I always lose after a 3 cup death match run. And miss the last cup by a millimeter. This is bullshit