I'm telling you... ever since college ended the number of train smokes increased exponentially. Interns!!!
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 08:27:55 AM from Twitter for Android
Dibs on this potato sack reading the hunger games.
Wednesday, June 06, 2012 08:26:59 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 244 others http://4sq.com/JJYFTm
I just unlocked the “Porky” badge on @foursquare for checking in to barbecue spots! Brisket all around! http://4sq.com/MAie7r
I'm at Brother Jimmy's BBQ (New York, NY) http://4sq.com/MAicwj
CC has a blackberry? This is bullshit: https://t.co/xwRppNq
ALEXEY!!! "So when are you getting laid, Joe? Is like, your family going to find someone?" BAHAHAHAH. Guy's a riot.
Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit."
Stupid autocorrect
Ew. She has a blackberry. All the hot ties have iPhones. Duh.
Seriously though. Stop biting your lip so much. Must want to bang.
Yeah... that wasn't even a question.
Can't decide who's hotter on this train... the blonde standing up or the brunette across from me licking her lip. Probs the brunette.
I cannot take this seriously. So you mean to tell me that a woman by the name of Christine Cloud works on Rackspace's Cloud Advisory Team?
RT @DadBoner: Dave said I drove to Taco Bell, then got in a fight in the drive-thru 'cause they never heard of Beefer D'reet Burreets. U ...